It's time for another dispatch from Wonkette's Funny Animal Fucking Videos department! Last time, we met Lu Lu, a Chinese panda bear who gave his Girl Frand Thang the D for EIGHT WHOLE MINUTES, which is a very long time for the panda bears to engage in sinful coitus!
that reminds me of a joke which ends with a rooster lying on the ground, motionless on his back and the farmer says "You just f'kd yourself to death, didn't you" and the rooster responds (sotto voce) "Shh, vultures."
Michael Hutchence libelz!!!11!!!!1!1!
Best way to determine if he's dead or not- did he tell the lady bunny to go make him a sammich afterwards? If not, he's definitely deceased
This is the video version of John Updike's novel "Rabbit, He Fucks."
I don't know if I posted this here before, but it seems pertinent.
I watched a duck have a heart attack once. True story. In Florida , we had lots of "lakes" thatwere really there for storm runoff. They were nasty, stagnant ponds, but ducks seemed to like them. Also, the retirees like to feed them so they got really fat. Anyway, one big ol' buck duck decided he needed some Daisy Duck action and proceeded to mount the apple of his eye. Daisy said, "hold on there stud...you don't get onto this A-ticket ride with just a compliment. You need to prove yourself. To which she led him on a merry chase around the "lake". She'd stop, he'd waddle with his little duck dick hanging out (really) and ZOOM, she'd be off again. This went on for about 30 minutes until she seemed to say, "ok lover...you look like you got the goods. Hop on." He did hop on in a sort of panting duck fashion and proceed to make his contribution to the continuance of the species. Just then he stopped...looked up...and dropped like a felled tree. Dead. Daisy looked him over, did the duck version of "meh" and went off to see another baby daddy.
1 hour later an alligator ate the duck's corpse.
I was only 12 at the time. Had I been a little older I might have understood a little more about the nature of relationships.
I find this very hard to fap to.
If you have an erection that last more than 4 hours...[insert joke here.]
Yeah - I always hate the alligator...
I think this skit was an outtake from Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex But Were Afraid to Ask.
Gotta say: After a long day of not intert-netting, to return to the tubes and seethis headline at the top of the sidebar at one of our friendly sites was excellent. Thank you Evan.
[ Yes, I save Yer Wonket for last after slutting around elsewhere]
I mean why were these bunnies even being filmed? pervs.
I think this one belongs in "Everything you were always afraid of about sex, but wanted to ask."
I guess that leaves David Duchovny out
And it's off to remedial animal identification for you.
Never been to the San Fernando Valley, have you?