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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

On the Indian Ocean no one (but the FBI) can hear you scream.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Aaaaaand, up comes mousie!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And Great even less.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I wonder where he learned that One Weird Trick, hmmm?

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Picky, picky, picky. . . .

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Caepan's avatar

That seems like a much more believable reason than Frozen Dinner Boy's "Teh gummint is spying on meeeeee!!!!"

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Dean A. Basler Jr.'s avatar

Um Liz, the only issue that I have with this article is referring to Tucker as "everyone's favorite slack-jawed Great Dane." As a Great Dane owner, that does offend me. Great Danes are some of the most gentle and sweetest dogs you will ever run across. A more apt description of Tucker would be "a mangy, flea-infested, rabid cur." Aside from that, great article!

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Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I managed to get it away from him before he could devour it. :)

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Tucker admits he knows of at least one person who knew about the email, through legitimate means. Tucker doesn't have any proof that this person didn't tell someone else (or several others) about the email. Tucker concludes the only possible way anyone could know about the email, is through covertly obtaining the email, in an illegal fashion. Tucker hasn't thought out the argument before making it. Don't be a Tucker.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Those EARZ!!

I iz in love.

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Pepper. Just Pepper's avatar

She’s mostly blind. But she thankfully hears very well!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Sing-along-time!

"Cowboys Don't Let Your Mothers Grow Up To Be Tuckers....."

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

Poor guy but to be fair their job is to gather intelligence.

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

So obvs Justine is the snitch.

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

Libz ownd.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

So what did Cucker Tarlson not tell his wife? That he's leaving her for Charlie Kirk?

Enquiring minds want to know...

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