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On the Indian Ocean no one (but the FBI) can hear you scream.

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Aaaaaand, up comes mousie!

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And Great even less.

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I wonder where he learned that One Weird Trick, hmmm?

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Picky, picky, picky. . . .

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That seems like a much more believable reason than Frozen Dinner Boy's "Teh gummint is spying on meeeeee!!!!"

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Um Liz, the only issue that I have with this article is referring to Tucker as "everyone's favorite slack-jawed Great Dane." As a Great Dane owner, that does offend me. Great Danes are some of the most gentle and sweetest dogs you will ever run across. A more apt description of Tucker would be "a mangy, flea-infested, rabid cur." Aside from that, great article!

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I managed to get it away from him before he could devour it. :)

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Tucker admits he knows of at least one person who knew about the email, through legitimate means. Tucker doesn't have any proof that this person didn't tell someone else (or several others) about the email. Tucker concludes the only possible way anyone could know about the email, is through covertly obtaining the email, in an illegal fashion. Tucker hasn't thought out the argument before making it. Don't be a Tucker.

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Those EARZ!!

I iz in love.

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She’s mostly blind. But she thankfully hears very well!

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Sing-along-time!

"Cowboys Don't Let Your Mothers Grow Up To Be Tuckers....."

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Poor guy but to be fair their job is to gather intelligence.

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So obvs Justine is the snitch.

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So what did Cucker Tarlson not tell his wife? That he's leaving her for Charlie Kirk?

Enquiring minds want to know...

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