Did You Get Everything You Wanted From Santa, IN BED?
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Well hello there. Did Santa visit you last night? Did you get everything you wanted from Santa, in bed?
Merry Christmas to all if you’re celebrating, have a peaceful day of a non-Christmas kind if you’re not, unless you are a Trump Nazi, in which case may you have the day Baby Jesus determines you deserve.
Here are some Christmas SNL sketches to watch.
This is your Wonkette Christmas morning OPEN THREAD.
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Yesterday I spent watching all the episodes of the 2025 Holiday Baking Challenge. I noticed they have 4 styles: sassy, sweet, sad or villainous. And that is the bakers. And spoiler alert the villain won!