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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Don't forget [your dildo in] Poland!"

--George W. Bush

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Zyxomma's avatar

Back in the 1970s, there was a store on Broadway called Unique Clothing Warehouse.* They sold a black T-shirt with "UNIQUE" in rainbow colors on the chest. On a visit to Nuyorican Poets' Cafe (which, at the time, was on my block), the deejay was wearing his UNIQUE tee, and so was a woman, who, at one point during the evening, sat next to him. It would have made an ironic photo, but I had no camera, it being so long before the iPhone era.

*Full disclosure: I dated the guy who owned the place decades later.

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Zyxomma's avatar

... Bill Wyman might disagree.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

LOL

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doktorzoom's avatar

I swear when I first saw the picture I thought it was a geoduck.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I was about to complain to the Internet Godz about someone hijacking my dick pic, and then I read the story.

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DahBoner's avatar

Can you imagine what would have happened if Hitler found this??? http://media4.giphy.com/med...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

You know, the resemblace is pretty eerie.

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ThatDale's avatar

I wondered where that had gotten to.

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riledupone's avatar

AOT,K

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

It's already been mounted in the loo.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well...clams...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well now that's a thought. Perhaps it was intentionally tossed into the privy so that no one would ever find it?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am so gonna steal this.

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WagMoreBarkLess's avatar

They call that monster the Krakow.

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