They found it! You're not getting it back, though, so don't rush out for a bottle of lube yet. Yes, archaeologists have discovered a very well-preserved 250-year-old dildo in an old latrine in Gdańsk, Poland. It is very ... well, it's very unique! We always wondered what people in the 1700s sticked up their sex holes (no we didn't), but now we know! According to
Back in the 1970s, there was a store on Broadway called Unique Clothing Warehouse.* They sold a black T-shirt with "UNIQUE" in rainbow colors on the chest. On a visit to Nuyorican Poets' Cafe (which, at the time, was on my block), the deejay was wearing his UNIQUE tee, and so was a woman, who, at one point during the evening, sat next to him. It would have made an ironic photo, but I had no camera, it being so long before the iPhone era.
*Full disclosure: I dated the guy who owned the place decades later.
"Don't forget [your dildo in] Poland!"
--George W. Bush
Back in the 1970s, there was a store on Broadway called Unique Clothing Warehouse.* They sold a black T-shirt with "UNIQUE" in rainbow colors on the chest. On a visit to Nuyorican Poets' Cafe (which, at the time, was on my block), the deejay was wearing his UNIQUE tee, and so was a woman, who, at one point during the evening, sat next to him. It would have made an ironic photo, but I had no camera, it being so long before the iPhone era.
*Full disclosure: I dated the guy who owned the place decades later.
... Bill Wyman might disagree.
LOL
I swear when I first saw the picture I thought it was a geoduck.
I was about to complain to the Internet Godz about someone hijacking my dick pic, and then I read the story.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Hitler found this??? http://media4.giphy.com/med...
You know, the resemblace is pretty eerie.
I wondered where that had gotten to.
AOT,K
It's already been mounted in the loo.
Well...clams...
Well now that's a thought. Perhaps it was intentionally tossed into the privy so that no one would ever find it?
Where's Tyler?
http://www.zimbio.com/watch...
I am so gonna steal this.
They call that monster the Krakow.