I love hedgies. Some members of my plush stuffie collection are hedgehogs - one that was crocheted just for me. I also have a collection of hedgehogs in stone, ceramic, pictures, stickers, poly-whatever it is used for outside decor, tiny plastic figures, and a larger hedgehog glow in the dark skeleton for Halloween (it was a gift, don't judge me), blankets, and a lovely book. Thank you for my morning hedgehog.
being part of trump's security detail must be exactly like playing an escort mission in any video game ever. "get up you moron! why don't you want to live? stop trying to walk through that wall! what the fuck are you stuck on? move!"
WASHINGTON, April 24 (Reuters) - The District of Columbia mistakenly placed several Australian flags instead of British flags near the White House ahead of King Charles’ U.S. visit, although the error was quickly corrected, a D.C. Department of Transportation official said on Friday.
The staged assassination theorists deny the alleged perps any agency at all. How did Trump's handlers persuade the patsies to get up on the roof, in the hedge, or bum-rushing security checkpoints?
The entire weekend reads like a nation got trapped inside a malfunctioning group chat. Shooting scare, ballroom grift, Iran limbo, FIFA travel warnings, Pentagon corruption, and Dana Bash trying to both-sides reality with a straight face.
At this point the hedgehog refusing the wheel may be the only emotionally regulated creature in America.
At this point I don't even know if it matters whether the attempt was real or not. Enough people are sick of the lying and the gaslighting that it's turning into a real "boy who cried wolf" situation. If someone manages to actually do the deed -- and this is not an endorsement of violence or a hope that it happens -- at least 20% of the country will believe he's still alive in an island somewhere with Tupac and JFK.
Your hed gif hedgie: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/low-energy-alita
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/51fc16ac-4976-491e-989d-c1e52090e621
It makes a great rocking chair.
It makes a great rocking chair.
This is exactly how I feel this morning. Alita speaks to my soul.
Perhaps hedging its bets.
I love hedgies. Some members of my plush stuffie collection are hedgehogs - one that was crocheted just for me. I also have a collection of hedgehogs in stone, ceramic, pictures, stickers, poly-whatever it is used for outside decor, tiny plastic figures, and a larger hedgehog glow in the dark skeleton for Halloween (it was a gift, don't judge me), blankets, and a lovely book. Thank you for my morning hedgehog.
Sweet hedgehog! Rocka bye baby, on the tree top, ... .
Hedging her laps
Hey! All ya hadda do was ask me! I got a ton of Jasper pics!
https://substack.com/@theheroofcanton/note/c-179616889?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpacs
Awww, Jasper. So sweet.
Tired yet cute hedgie? Here ya go: https://substack.com/@theheroofcanton/note/c-196725157?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpacs
Thank you for the additional hedgies!
Jasper got it.
Even got one with him on an exercise wheel: https://substack.com/@theheroofcanton/note/c-140653862?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpacs
I'm pulling a Jasper at the moment. I'm in the office, just sitting here. Thinking about how it's still too early in the day. And the week.
Fresh air and sunshine. Can you slip away for a walk at lunch?
Sniff all the sniffs.
That’s what Jasper would do.
Don’t know what good it’d do ya, but that *is* what Jasper would do.
Love that little guy is totally chill.
Everybody's all "oooohhhh Sonic is SOOOOOO fast".... well FUCK SONIC.
I am going to potato today. Don't like it? Eat shit and die.
Going to be a *baked* potato? (grin)
Alita is a bit of a prickly pear this morning. Sumbuddy get her some coffee.
Me, also, too, Alita. Me, also, too.
Just get going, Alita. You’ll feel better once you’ve started and you know you’ll regret skipping your exercise later.
Can't skip leg day!
Why does "Monday Morning" by the Mamas & the Papas comes to Mind?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY
Can't trust that day.
Sometimes, it just turns out that way.
I saw a picture of a hedgehog being rescued from the rubble of a bombed apartment building in Ukraine, the poor little thing. They’re so cute!
The Hedgehog
will roll up into a ball
if and when
you come to call
That gif is Monday all over, for sure.
Exactly
TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody
O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?
That's a negative pregnant.
Jamie, wtf is wrong with your eye, bro?
I am in love with the hedgehog!
being part of trump's security detail must be exactly like playing an escort mission in any video game ever. "get up you moron! why don't you want to live? stop trying to walk through that wall! what the fuck are you stuck on? move!"
WASHINGTON, April 24 (Reuters) - The District of Columbia mistakenly placed several Australian flags instead of British flags near the White House ahead of King Charles’ U.S. visit, although the error was quickly corrected, a D.C. Department of Transportation official said on Friday.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/king-charles-visit-flags-flub_n_69ef127be4b0d1d8ce950e91?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
I like their attitude that their fuckups are only a big deal if they don't fix them fast enough.
Why isn't anyone raising a huge stink about Trump self-dealing by hosting the G20 at Doral?
i never thought it was staged. i do know that every trump event is run my morons with their hand deep in the till.
The staged assassination theorists deny the alleged perps any agency at all. How did Trump's handlers persuade the patsies to get up on the roof, in the hedge, or bum-rushing security checkpoints?
Catcher in the Rye?
Or solitaire, maybe.
The entire weekend reads like a nation got trapped inside a malfunctioning group chat. Shooting scare, ballroom grift, Iran limbo, FIFA travel warnings, Pentagon corruption, and Dana Bash trying to both-sides reality with a straight face.
At this point the hedgehog refusing the wheel may be the only emotionally regulated creature in America.
If a guy's in a choir, are his initials he/hymn?
(well, it cracked Mr Demiboi up.)
The whole world is laughing at us!
"Germany's Merz Says Iran Is Humiliating U.S. As Talks Stall
"An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership,” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said in an unusually abrupt rebuke."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/german-merz-iran-humiliating-us-peace-talks_n_69ef8ca4e4b08330e41e4c85?ugn=&utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely
"Shower Crucifix"??!!!!??
WTF 😳
At this point I don't even know if it matters whether the attempt was real or not. Enough people are sick of the lying and the gaslighting that it's turning into a real "boy who cried wolf" situation. If someone manages to actually do the deed -- and this is not an endorsement of violence or a hope that it happens -- at least 20% of the country will believe he's still alive in an island somewhere with Tupac and JFK.
Monday Tab's with Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍
Zoom might be more appropriate, no?
https://substack.com/profile/157420297-kirsty-gnome-jobhunting/note/c-249963501
What's new with those Epstein files? Anything? Bueller?
Silly, it's LIFO these days. It's way down there.