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THIS IS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU DON"T VOTE FOR HILLARY!!!!!!Hows that?

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But his only crime was loving America too much!!! He gave too much money out of patriotism!!11!!1!!!

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I can't wait till Trump demands the ability to pardon without the admission of guilt part, the Fredumb Cockus pushes for it and they get it through just as they loose the house so can't roll it back, and then watch in horror as the next Democratic president has that power.

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Hop plants? Winks..... yeah, those 'hop' plants need lots of sun and ..ahem... camouflage. Nothing to see here officer.

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He would have lasted about four seconds defending those pieces of shit in Charlottesville. Didn't someone point out that folks with darker hues were actually beaten and shot at? Or that is just a liberal lie? I think there is a brave man who needs to put that to the test.

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He's an Ivy-League debate boy to whom truth is unimportant. He thinks artisanal falsehoods trump the truth every time.

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And used to date Ann Coulter, the Couthless Runt. See, reality rhymes, and truth hertz.

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D'istort D'newzah (as he was apparently known at Dartmouth) doesn't realize he isn't white. What's going to happen to him when he gets a good look in the mirror and finds out?

Is he going to mount a wave of idiotic conspiracy theories against himself? The world is ripe with possibilities.

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So what the fuck is the corporate socialism as espoused by Trump, his cronies, and the international oligarchy? Thought leader Dinesh is no political scientist.

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I know this to be untrue, but I want so badly to say it (let's call it a metatruth): 'Dinesh D'Souza' is Arabic for 'Joseph Goebbels'.Awright, I know it's actually Hindi for 'flying monkey poo'.

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Even RWNJs (right-wing nut-jobs) will avail themselves of the services of UPOCs (useful persons of color).

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Dinesh is all-too susceptible to the same sophistry he used on Obama. He came from a colonial culture, is a member of the sycophantic Todhi caste, has every reason in the world to despise 'whites', has kin who worship an elephant-avatared deity, had the advantages of an elite upbringing, and can easily be imputed to have hidden motives nurtured by the bitterness of his outsider status. What he lacks is Obama's probity, honesty, and fidelity. But of course, those very qualities have amazingly come to be seen by the right wing as liabilities.

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Well, given that D'Vorce D'Spousa pled guilty in the first place that train's a bit late to the station...

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the lecturing and wanting of forced birth is reprehensible and worth hammering her on. Her particular choice remains hers.

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You may think that Ted Cruz is the most obsequious, fawning Uriah Heapalike in the history of politics but consider this:

Ted is hoping that President The Donald will issue him a pardon for having married such a fugly wife, seriously, the fugliest. How fugly is she? She doesn't remind Don Sr. of Ivanka. Mmm, Ivanka, sweet daughter Iva. He could grab a tiny handful of that surgically-sculpted ass on national television. Oh, wait, where was he? Oh yeah, Cruz's wife, fugly. Cruz, schlonged bigly. MAGA, covfefe, no collusion.

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Just one thing on the very long list that D'Oucha doesn't seem to realize.

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