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OctopiRage's avatar

Witless protection program, also, too.

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Shalimar's avatar

Conservative talk radio teaser: "President Obama took a bath this morning. See, the Ferguson report embarrassed even him and he's trying to scrub the blackness off."

Everything he does is evil. Wait until they hear he brushes his teeth AND FLOSSES.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Quit whining, convict

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ahughes798's avatar

Ronny Raygun!

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Shalimar's avatar

Yeah. That is probably why the Secret Service uses the presidential limo to take Obama from one side of the street to the other. Less risk from local police that way.

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Shalimar's avatar

The current popular charge seems to be "resisting arrest" for anyone who doesn't show enough respect. If I were a judge, I would require officers to take remedial english classes if they brought a defendant before me charged with resisting arrest but nothing else.

He had to commit some crime you were arresting him for before he could resist. Treating you disrespectfully isn't a crime. You have to earn respect, it isn't an epaulet on your damned uniform.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

It's good that he can share all his thoughts from jail on his D'Souza-phone.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

In a just world, D'Souza's ex would be dating Snoop Dog now.

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Equinox K - A Beast of Prey's avatar

I didn't know being nice to assholes was an involuntarily choice, but I will respond. In the context that I'm using it given everything quoted in this article that he said, that name is quite apt, especially with his hypocrisy while kinda sorta jailed and not being used as someone's tube sock in for really realz jail.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Convicted felon says what about "lawlessness"?

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trackhorse's avatar

For a minute I thought he was flogging membership bucks during horrific nonstop pledging for local PBS stations. But no, that's similar fraudulent Eastern mystical bullshit artist Deepak Chopra. Anyway, they both belong in jail.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Thanks. That'll do....

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AKLynne's avatar

Another day ending in "y" I guess.

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dshwa's avatar

If you can't do the time, become Republican before the crime.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And shame is for the poorz.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Personally, I would feel safer if Newsmax was locked up too, instead of freely roaming the streets and committing fraudulent journalism crimes all the time.

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