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The Quirk's avatar

I'll say it again: Rapture the rape-turds.

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"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, stick it in the air and it lights up by itself."

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Hey, when our skin's melting off our bones, we can take comfort in the fact that this was TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT.

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And no cool Syd Meade architecture or flying cars.

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DING! We have a winnar!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

On a scale of 1 to Fucked Up, that was Fucked Up.

The Quirk's avatar

The radiation kills all the germs and pollen.

chascates's avatar

Just cut social services and taxes for the rich and it'll all go away.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I used to have the cassette of Harlen Ellison reading this (and Repent Harlequin, said the Tick Tock Man). I wore them out.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Sadly, you'd probably get to before me, if she's a p-ness size queen. But yeah, she makes my 'HDTV' drool whenever she's on it.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

No, the media isn't reporting this because so they can sensationalize the nuclear accident, not because it's not true!

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Please let this be the final straw of stupidity that gets her banned from television forever.

jqheywood's avatar

We seem to have similar tastes in music, Sorosbot....

Cats will be cats, and cats will be cruel Cats can be callous, and cats can be cool Cats will be cats, remember these words Cats will be cats, and cats eat birds

fuflans's avatar

any chance that nuclear meltdown and wafting radiation will convince the great fat unwashed masses that government regulation is sometimes ok?

nah, what am i saying.

jqheywood's avatar

Hey....my reply disappeared, and my p is shrinking...its a conspiracy...

Edit: And now it is there. I've got to stop sniffing glue at work....

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why have I never seen this?....And, oh snap, it looks like netflix has it for streaming, too!