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Arachne's avatar

So Doc provided a tutorial on pronouncing Puyallup, but can he pronounce Champoeg?

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Darth Trad's avatar

Considering the fire-power they had it would have been a smarter idea to just carry out some armed robberies or home invasions with them. [Morgan Freeman voice: Do NOT carry out armed robberies of home invasions with guns people]. If you stole a truck and hit about 4 service-stations or diners in an hour or so, you'd get more cash and could ditch the stolen vehicle in the woods easy. [Again, see earlier advice]. Could get killed doing it too. So there's that.

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AmishRakeFight's avatar

It's entirely on brand for Pierce County in Washington, I assure you.

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Boojum's avatar

Perhaps they could use the cell phone data from January 5, 2021 to identify MT…er…the unknown bomb planter.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Consider the thought that went into their master plan, I'd say they're already a danger to themselves.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Who's the military-looking fellow?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We'll have an answer to that question as soon as we know the perps' politics.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They got the idea from Bad Santa, but neither of them can crack a safe.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Apparently, some of the specialized equipment used in those places aren't just sitting on a shelf in a warehouse and have to be built.

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tiredsucker's avatar

One can tell the quality of a criminal by seeing if they offer up their guilt to the cops AND admitting to another crime, a charge of burglary.

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otrame's avatar

Brilliant.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

if they had done this in summer, it would be less of an issue i feel (not for the medical devices obvs, that is a given)

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Cajun Kid's avatar

I swear, Washington lags behind only Louisiana for weird spelling. Examples:

- Thibodaux is a place (and where I went to college), whereas Thibodeaux is a family name- Natchitoches is a places as well, pronounced “NACK-uh-dish”- Tchoupitoulas is actually a street in New Orleans, but every GPS I’ve seen and heard completely omits saying it in favor of “turn left at the next street”

Of course, those are just examples. We’ve got loads more, especially from around and south of Interstate 10.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

That's Russell! I waffle between "military" and "band leader"

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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

I remember seeing all the daffodils behind Johnnie.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Somebody has seen Ocean's Eleven too many times.

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