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you be illin'

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sort of how "blacks" are just as heterogeneous a group as "whites" withunique cultural heritages. (Wots all this about "European" culture?Can we make yogurt with that?)

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Well done, that NerdWithNoName!

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"I am Whitey, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore..."

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FFS, I'm white. This fuckstick is an embarrassment.

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with a childlike "countenance"

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zounds, what mounds!

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his mommy. seriously! Who lets a 12 year old give speeches at college that late at night?

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One has trees, and the other has illegals immigrants? Where are all the legal Americans? Canada? Also, how do you get apple pie if all you have is cherry trees?

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Excellent use of 'ensconced'!You get one internet point.

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To be honest, I read about it a long time ago. It was an article about old laws that are still on the books. A codpiece was for accentuating and exaggerating. I thought the law was about them being too big, but apparently it was that they were too small. Some info in here:

http://renaissancedancewear...

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He WISHES he had that chin.

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Yucky Carlson tried that years ago.

He failed at that attempt.

But darn if these goobers don't keep trying!

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