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Ones Who Walked Away From Salem, O

Best LeGuin reference I've read all day.

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That term is just so they can skate by the 2A.

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Malheur got dildos.

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Domestic terrorists?

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As a born-and-bred beaver I do not understand why the right-wing senator and domestic terrorist was not arrested for making threats against the Oregon State Police.

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Texas liberals used to occasionally play hooky from the State Senate in order to block legislation. In 2009, the GOP ended this practice when the rule requiring 2/3 of the membership as a quorum to introduce new bills was temporarily suspended for one vote only (which is how Rick Perry's redistricting plan was passed.) Rule changes only require a simple majority in TX. I wonder if Oregonians would be able to do something similar.

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Fake bone grips to represent the fake bone spurs.

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Lock them up! Bring them to each session in chains and then lock them back up.

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I keep imagining it as some sort of turret for a doomsday weapon. Sooner or later some Governor is going to go mad and start levelling the city from there.

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Does she practice what she preaches? She looks ... not so fresh.

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This could be the solution of the Fermi Paradox-- you know, billions of planets and billions of years, so where's ET?We may well be realizing that planetary civilizations last until gun nuts evolve, and then perish in a hail of bullets.

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Rub a liberal the wrong way and you don't get invited to that wine-tasting.Piss off a RWNJ and he threatens the lives of your family.

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Although I'm having trouble accepting it as the right metaphor.

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas are protesting evil, in the form of the misery of a caged child supporting freedom and well- being in the city.

Seems to me that's exactly the opposite of what is happening.

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Saw the upper half of that orange cat, thought it was Trump's hair.For a half-second, maybe.....longer.That grotesque clown is rewiring our brains.

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I think the lying down just happens naturally. We're big on nature.

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