111 Comments
User's avatar
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-Your Next President)"

I love this idea... but she says not because she likes senatoring.

Regardless, she'll not only be getting my vote when she runs for pretty much any office I can think of, but I'll also be volunteering to work on her campaign when she runs for anything she wants to be.

Expand full comment
Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

At this point, Jesus could come down from heaven and tell me there was no collusion between Trump and Russia, and I would not believe him.

Expand full comment
akryan's avatar

They always say that. If she gets that presidential feeling she'll go for it.

Expand full comment
Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

The way she acts around him, she DOES know where it's been!

Expand full comment
Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

I think daughter if I'm remembering right.

Expand full comment
Zyxomma's avatar

I shouldn't have read that, I just ate.

Expand full comment
Zyxomma's avatar

To be fair, you have son in your nym, right after Cally.

Expand full comment
L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

This time, though, he'd need to skip the planet, and Mars isn't accepting immigrants.

Expand full comment
Doloras Funkette's avatar

A historian notes: the term "paddy wagon" is offensive to the Irish.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why is Coats even doing this?

The Donald is going down.

He can't stop implicating himself and even outright confessing to treason every single damn day.

Come on, Dan, save what is left of your ass now. It is only going to get worse later.

Expand full comment
Paperless Tiger's avatar

If he were to outright deny it, Trump might come out the next day and admit it, like he admitted to firing Comey over the Russia probe right after all the spox denied it. You just never know with this guy, because he's a loony. You could be charged with perjury and Trump would just carry on like nothing happened, maybe tell you to 'stay strong'. This whole thing is nuts.

Expand full comment
JCfromNC's avatar

It's around the 1:15 mark in the video. He fumbles "discuss" as "disKUFF" but "TOCK-ics" is more "TOCK-(short throat clearing noise)-topics". Or at least it sounds more like that to me.

Expand full comment
Longstreet63's avatar

Coats, like Pence is yet another Indiana cast-off. He had a reputation as being quite the embarrassment in the senate, giving a good run for stupidest member of that body. No doubt a perfect Trumper, and his intelligence community subordinates will run rings around him.

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Either way, I'll be working on her campaign for sure.

Expand full comment
Lamashtar's avatar

I'm starting to feel like presidenting is like having a baby. Everybody assumes you'll want to eventually no matter how much you tell them you hate kids.

Expand full comment
aureolamanita's avatar

Mattis?

Expand full comment