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Clark_Nova's avatar

Sounds a lot like Francis Scott Key's post-anthem work in DC.

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Here in Albuquerque they keep everyone away from your body for 6 hours (even if you're still alive, at first) until they can completely toss your house and bring back your own gun in a paper bag to slip under your body. They pass the time by taking pictures of themselves with one foot on your face.

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Can't compare with peacocks.

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In North Texas they have a thing called a Bible Shoot where you make bets on which book your bullet stops in. They're not ALL Christers up there.

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Nothing like Angkor where LIDAR has proven that It was the largest city on Earth for several centuries.

YaJagoff's avatar

Like me, it's an old joke but one of my favs

(((Aron)))'s avatar

Yeah, it was. Almost uncannily.

javadavis's avatar

same here, different year

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Grade ten English class. 1977 or 78.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Poor Baltimore. They killed Edger Allan Poe in 1849 and it's been pretty much downhill since. It reminds me of Buffalo - no matter what they try, in the end it's all for nothing.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The moral of the story is, do not push Canadians too far or we will fuck you UP.

KenT's avatar

From "G_d Is a Bullet" - Concrete Blonde

"They're gonna call me sirThey'll all stop picking on meWell I'm a high school grad I'm over 5 foot 3I'll get a badge and a gun And I'll join the P.D."

chronozoan's avatar

And yet Police Unions and the scumbags that head them will continue to defend these creeps. It never ends.