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Sounds a lot like Francis Scott Key's post-anthem work in DC.

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Here in Albuquerque they keep everyone away from your body for 6 hours (even if you're still alive, at first) until they can completely toss your house and bring back your own gun in a paper bag to slip under your body. They pass the time by taking pictures of themselves with one foot on your face.

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Can't compare with peacocks.

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And peels car paint.

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In North Texas they have a thing called a Bible Shoot where you make bets on which book your bullet stops in. They're not ALL Christers up there.

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Nothing like Angkor where LIDAR has proven that It was the largest city on Earth for several centuries.

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Don't have those

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Like me, it's an old joke but one of my favs

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Yeah, it was. Almost uncannily.

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same here, different year

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Grade ten English class. 1977 or 78.

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Yes!

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Poor Baltimore. They killed Edger Allan Poe in 1849 and it's been pretty much downhill since. It reminds me of Buffalo - no matter what they try, in the end it's all for nothing.

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The moral of the story is, do not push Canadians too far or we will fuck you UP.

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From "G_d Is a Bullet" - Concrete Blonde

"They're gonna call me sirThey'll all stop picking on meWell I'm a high school grad I'm over 5 foot 3I'll get a badge and a gun And I'll join the P.D."

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And yet Police Unions and the scumbags that head them will continue to defend these creeps. It never ends.

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