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Lily Mars's avatar

thanks for the pretty birb, martini!

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Babe Paley's avatar

I WANT that bird! I want him hanging out in my house, even though I know he's a wild animal and would hate it.

So o course I'm not going to do it, but wouldn't it be cool to have him hanging out?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Purdy boid! :D

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Oh, so that's what a tailwind is!

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Menotsure's avatar

They seem far more ornamental alive than taxidermically perched in Norman Bates' back office.

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weejee's avatar

Whoa!!! That's an amazing birb 🐦

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That pheasant is absolutely fabulous, most esteemed M.G. <3

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[Redacted]'s avatar

I call fraud. I clicked cuz I thought this was going to be an Ivy League put down. It wasn’t. Just about some bird.

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eppe's avatar

Little known fact: Martini Glambassador invented click-bait. Keep that on the downlow.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hey, where’s our poim?

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Michael's avatar

A pheasant way to begin the day!

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Ron Spangler's avatar

Look at my fabulous tail feathers. LOOK AT 'EM!

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Still, can’t compete with a wren.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

In what subject, though? I hear pheasants just slay in the ballgown competition.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Pennyweight operatic fat lady.

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helenasgarden's avatar

What a glorious way to start the day. Thanks!

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ciaobella's avatar

But is it a jerk? I’m worried that it might be some vain peacocking jerk.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I'm withholding judgment until parkeetist weighs in.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

That is a magnificent tail to shake!

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BlueSpot's avatar

"Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap."

You win the internet for the day!!!

: )

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Peggy Mayles's avatar

Trump needs to have his assets frozen and used to pay back what he’s stolen from America

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Michael's avatar

More on the proposed new ICE detention facility in my state. There's not much we can do to block it and it is going to put all the Hispanic service industry workers in the town and surrounding area in a perpetual state of anxiety.

https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/11/is-a-secret-ice-detention-facility-in-the-works-for-newport-clues-reveal-scope-of-oregon-coast-federal-project.html

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pskbh's avatar

Reasons To Be Cheerful 😊!!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

It seems like every week GLP-1 inhibitors have more possible benefits discovered. A new study of the use of tirzepitide (Zepbound) for treating long Covid is open for enrollment. https://www.scripps.edu/news-and-events/press-room/2025/20251030-moore-vogel-locitt.html

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PRW's avatar

"Mona Charen wants Zohran Mamdani to declare an emergency and seize and raze Trump Tower." Making it a homeless shelter is fine too.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Another point of contention during the [shutdown] floor debate was a provision in the funding bill that will allow senators to sue the federal government if their phone records are obtained without them being notified. The provision, which is retroactive to 2022, appears to be tailored for eight Republican senators who last month found their phone records have been accessed as part of a Biden-era investigation into the attack on the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters on Jan. 6, 2021.

If they successfully sue, each violation would be worth at least $500,000, according to the bill language. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), one of the senators whose phone records were accessed, said Wednesday that he will “definitely” sue when the legal avenue becomes available. “You think I’m going to settle this thing for a million dollars? No. I want to make it so painful, no one ever does this again,” Graham told reporters.

Several Democrats slammed the provision on the House floor. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York said it was “unconscionable” to vote in favor of the spending bill with that language tucked in. “How is this even on the floor? How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?” she said.

Some House Republicans were caught off guard by the provision and said they disagreed with the provision. The concern was enough to get Johnson to announce that House Republicans plan to fast-track legislation to repeal the provision next week."

https://enewspaper.latimes.com/desktop/latimes/default.aspx?pubid=50435180-e58e-48b5-8e0c-236bf740270e

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The blatant corruption is right out in the open now. They're flaunting it. Utterly shameless.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Cool story:

"Chicagoans buy out street vendors amid immigration crackdown"

In Little Village, Rick Rosales, community organizer with Cycling x Solidarity, helps organize two of these “buy out” rides per week that typically support five street vendors each.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/day-fear-chicagoans-buy-street-vendors-amid-immigration-127453254

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Speaking of dirty deeds, nothing corrupt to see over here! WaPo: 'FIFA will use Kennedy Center free of charge for World Cup event, contract says' https://archive.ph/TwPDd

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I like the idea of seizing Krasnov’s Manhattan properties and converting them into affordable housing. Of course, the buildings are notoriously trash and poorly maintained because he is incredibly cheap, so it might a lot of effort to get them up to code.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Yeah, there are no fire sprinklers in Trump Tower, for starters.

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pskbh's avatar

What???

Well fuck it, torch it!

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Michael's avatar

Just collapse them and start afresh.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

It's times like these when it's nice that things such as Google Drive and Dropbox exist.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

If you're cancelling subscriptions to national newspapers these days (all the kids are doing it), Bolts Magazine makes an excellent home for some of those freed-up dollars.

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pmsrw3's avatar

"But was Portland invaded by evil anarchist Santas?"

We should all be so lucky.

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Michael's avatar

I've been here over 40 years and never heard of them being here.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Teams of scientists are now studying how mere inflatability invalidates evil!

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Though they're not being up front about it (of course), it's become very clear that ICE wants to bring a detention facility to our county (Lincoln County - Newport, Oregon, specifically) and citizens were less than thrilled.

https://lincolnchronicle.org/evidence-mounts-for-possible-immigration-detention-center-in-newport-as-two-companies-advertise-for-work-there/

In a town of about 10,000 people, and a county of 50,000, over 800 people showed up at Newport's City Council meeting last night to object to the plan. The article is (I think) overly long, but details the way in which Homeland Security's effort is operating behind the scenes in trying to find a location and set things up. Thank goodness our state and federal reps aren't MAGA, but I don't know how much pressure they can actually bring to bear on stopping the effort.

Our coastal communities are thick with mixed-status families; I can only imagine how it would devastate our local economy, not to mention the families themselves should ICE ramp up its efforts here. Terrifying times we're living in....

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Michael's avatar

My family loves Newport and heard of that new development also. We think the idea is a rotten one.

https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/11/is-a-secret-ice-detention-facility-in-the-works-for-newport-clues-reveal-scope-of-oregon-coast-federal-project.html

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