All he needs are some tasty waves and a good attorney Super-sexy former Illinois Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Guyville) was indicted by the Justice Department Thursday in what Politico called "a stunning, 24-count criminal indictment," although we'll assume that for once in his life, "stunning" referred more to the scope of Schock's alleged criminality, not his amazing sense of style. Schock's charges include tax fraud, filing false statements and false income tax returns, and theft of government funds, plus being unbelievably tacky in getting caught.
This is an excellent wish especially when one considers that by the time all those Republicans got that far away from earth in whatever it is they're driving (I'm assuming a vehicle not well-suited for lunar travel), the moon's gravity or "pericynthion" would have taken over and they would be drawn to an inevitable crash into the lunar surface in what would, in all likelihood, be a non-survivable event.
Is Aaron in trouble for bringing his photographer and special friend Jonathon along on the trip to India, too? It's not mentioned in the reports I've seen.
It will be a whore house when Melania moves in.
Is there an app for that?
Buttsechs, maybe? I'm going with buttsechs.
I am ashamed that I haven't thought of that one, myself.
...Especially since he's all gay and stuff in the Gotham cosmography.
This is an excellent wish especially when one considers that by the time all those Republicans got that far away from earth in whatever it is they're driving (I'm assuming a vehicle not well-suited for lunar travel), the moon's gravity or "pericynthion" would have taken over and they would be drawn to an inevitable crash into the lunar surface in what would, in all likelihood, be a non-survivable event.
President Trump pardons Schmendrick Schmuck in 3, 2, 1....https://media0.giphy.com/me...
Get used to it.
I'm Aaron on the side of caution...
Let's see: 150,000 miles, pretend they're all highway, average 60 mph, driving 8 hours a day... well, that's 312 days of just driving.
So, Transportation Secretary, maybe?
Is Aaron in trouble for bringing his photographer and special friend Jonathon along on the trip to India, too? It's not mentioned in the reports I've seen.
Uh, remember the turquoise belt?
Heavens!
'Okay, fine, but I didn't think you could actually drive to Tierra del Fuego.'
Hey, we've been busy. I'm sure they'll reschedule.
Who?(I'm trying amnesia therapy. I hope it works.)
Is his lawyer Sideshow Bob?
You mean like this one? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...