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Where there's bigotry, there's grifting. Two great tastes that taste great together!

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The Buck's County Moms For Labia took a licking and they're no longer ticking.

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Ta, Dok. The cello ensemble is magnificent. Younger Sister had her chiropractic office in Lower Bucks County and lived there for decades. Our mother's first cousin (she was closer to him than to her brother) lived in Upper Bucks County. Always interested in what goes on there.

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After the dirty cello ensemble I can't stop laughing long enough to continue.

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I stopped laughing long enough to read about the grifting. It's always about the money and the sex with these right wing nuts.

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I'm tweeting this out just for that cat picture! LMAO!

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So no sex scandals.....................unsubscribe

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I'd wait til the new board starts their investigation; with almost 3-quarters of a million, there's got to be a sex scandal somewhere.

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I'm assuming there was some conversation where that figure was arrived at as the cost of keeping the supe quiet.

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If blackmail is illegal, is it even more illegal to use public funds to pay it? Just asking questions.

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My advice is never travel south or east of Vancouver.

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Or west on foot

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"The Dirty Cellos Ensemble"

🤭🤭🤭

Since cellos are the secondary category behind kittehs, here is a 5-cello ensemble performing the Pentatonix arrangement of Carol of the Bells (originally a Ukrainian carol -- which also reminds me we should all press the White House to send Ukraine the $$$ that was legally seized from Putin, because Professor Tribe already laid out the Constitutional permissions for doing so AND nobody has to jump through stupid hoops set up by MAGA Mike & his traitorous Confederate Republicans still controlling Congress so it can't do anything)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4iS-jObET4

"And the means to aid Ukraine are now at hand — by transferring Putin’s frozen assets to help Ukraine without waiting for a frozen Congress to get off its proverbial butt.

Only inertia abetted by ignorance can explain the Biden administration’s stubborn inactivity on this front."

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/1741185390126481883

Let's gooooooo

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Good to see Jim Scanlon named as the interim superintendent. Jim retired from WCASD, a relatively great district where my older kids spent the entirety of their K-12 edumacation. From my limited interactions with Dr. Scanlon, the new school board appears to have made a good choice to steer them away from the clownfuckery of the old board.

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So I guess the question on everyone’s mind is who was Lucabaugh fuckin’?

My guess is everybody.

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Or videoing.

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Doylestown is the home town of Pink, so don’t judge it too harshly.

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Also Justin Guarini and Weyes Blood. Pretty cool little town.

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she should be on the schoolboard.

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OT: oh look here, clean energy can work:

The country of Spain generated half of its power in '23 from renewables. Not a misprint.

https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/1742957632934031479?t=bf4OL1frvuEVBTjl8IbXgA&s=19

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Claw those funds back, Bucks Co.

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Begins with an L and ends in baugh it must be quality shite.

Reminder: it's January 4 2024 and Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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This item is on my list of Daily Gratitudes.

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More from Perry Iowa. The police have learned from Uvalde, TX.

They are telling nothing about who or what, except defending law enforcement

and how quickly they responded. As long as the cops are ok.

The media is salivating.

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...Meanwhile "ANOTHER TRANS" is now trending on the old Xitter...as if 3 or so out of many thousands of public shooters is a trans epidemic. Sheesh.

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Yeah, they sure DID learn from Uvalde....

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7 minute response time??? Not great....

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Jan 4Liked by Doktor Zoom

Thanks for the link to the original story, I had missed it over the holidays, and I NEVER EVAR want to miss a chance to see the Palinesque beatdown cave drawing, because it gives me all the lulz....

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You mean, that there "Bayeux Tapestry of meth-fueled hillbilly grifter brawls?"

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