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<i>Alleged</i> birthday. I haven't seen his birf. cert. There's no proof he was eligible to prez.

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So he's saying she's got the neck of a shot putter? That's not very nice.

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This should start a trend: David Brooks to be columnist at U.S. Chamber of Commerce newsletter Pat Buchanan named communications director for Sons of the Confederacy Bill Kristol to become editor of award-winning Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction

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"Ronald Reagan’s 100th Birthday Fast Approaching."

And while I certainly appreciate the head's up! so I can eat up, why in the world would I have to fast for Mr. Reagan's 100th Birthday? Is this a hunger strike? Or is the date 40 days before Easter?

Yes - I am confused!

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The article link "The Jesus Question: Will He Ever Return?" should lead to a webpage composed of "NO" written over and over in all-caps.

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Hello Judith...welcome to where dreams die.

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"Is Your Prostate Keeping You Up at Night? "

The only thing I can think of after reading this is, "does your prostate lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night?"

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Nay laddie ( or lassie), I just have a long memory. I hear stuff like this in my aging fever dreams...you'll here stuff by lady Gaga. i'll take my fever dreams, thank you.

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Get Rid Of Hemorrhoids By Eating Chocolate Doughnuts - The Amazing Cure!

(It probably fell into your spam folder Jack.)

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May I point out to you that the bible says you'll know he's returning soon because there will be wars and things like famines and floods somewhere on the planet? Spooky, huh.

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Newsmax is too good for her. Ouch. It hurt to write that.

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I'm wondering what to do for Raygun's 100th birthday. Kicking some poor people in the teeth would be appropriate but that's not my style.

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