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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

call the cops, they'll bring more...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't be hassling Hasselhoff

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that line was the point where this story jumped the sharknado into obvious hoax

PubOption's avatar

Now is the time for all good parties to come to the aid of the man.

PubOption's avatar

He's a Repub, so that would have to be white bread.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Even though the party “has received over 3,000 emails” and “over 10 years’ worth of phone calls, directives, orders and requests” from Mr. Fitch, it has breached its duty to him and “has never professional contacted me with regards to anything I have said to them.”

I once had a one-night stand like that.

I finally gave up trying to reach her.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ever since I got the free tickets to the Palin-Bachmann Minnesota Steel Cage Death Match I found out about here on Wonkette, Ole Crazy Eyes has sent me about 3,000 emails asking for money.

Along with hearing from every other broken-down conservative she could rent her list to.

Capt.Jim's avatar

breach of duties??isnt that grounds for inpeachment. I think he should also too demand inpeachment of the entire gop then he could forget german and start over with murikan speak

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

exposure bucks, Ameros or bitcoin?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he's researching Nazi themed signs

Shypixel's avatar

Well. At least one Republican is laying the blame for our shitty economy where it actually belongs

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the one thing I got out of this is that Meghan McCain needs to hire a bodyguard ASAP and she should thank her lucky stars that Arizona's concealed carry laws are so lax

Get the 9mm Meghan, it's only a matter of time until this dude is staring in your bedroom window like that creepy Burger King guy

Shypixel's avatar

Especially when you send it 3000 times.

Ikimizi's avatar

"I believe 80 million Republican US citizens speak German"

No wonder I can never figure out what they're talking about.