No, Bill, we haven't forgotten. We made it to Night Two of the Democratic National Convention, the roll call vote is all finished, and we can formally say America now has its first female major party nominee in history. Yes, Queen Elizabeth I is saying "So what? Big deal" across the centuries, but she didn't have to go up against the rightwing media machine for 24 years. Your Big Deal keynote speaker tonight is Bill Clinton, and if he decides to do an extemporaneous three-hour, statistic-packed, 100-percent-accurate takedown of Trump's "foreign policy," we are ready for it. We're betting he looked at Trump's instagram video bragging about how much applause he got, and how long he talked, and thought, "Challenge accepted."*