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๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Yes.

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Fred worked in a quarry; I don't think that would qualify him for that brotherhood.

He was a Water Buffalo, anyway.

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I don't watch Wheel, because I always want to throw something at the TV whenever a contestant buys a vowel just to fill in the puzzle......

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Ratcliffe is a stone-cold lying bastard. So that's something.

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Stonemasonry is still a trade. You're thinking of Freemasonry.

At the very least, Fred was a heavy dinosaur operator.

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WHAR BARR? WHAR JARED? VOTE!

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Thanks for the reminder of who the media tools are.

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Awww, don't cry, snowflake.

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My MIL loves the show, so it's always on when we visit for dinner. I get pissed when there's only one of two letters left and contestant gets greedy and decides to spin one more time before solving.

When they hit Bankrupt, I call it karma.

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The problem with any October surprise is that 50+ million people have already cast their votes. It's too late to change them. If this is any indication of how things are going to be from now on, republicans are going get their bullshit out in time for a September surprise.

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I have yet to be convinced that Barr isn't face down in an ICU somewhere, with a ventilator tube shoved betwixt his wobbly jowls.

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Pretty much everyone at the Eastern European Industrial Park (formerly known as the Rose Garden) Superspreader event who tested positive was seen talking closely with Walrus Barr. It'd be a miracle if he wasn't infected.

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How do they know the front wobbly jowls from his back wobbly jowls?

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Plot twist: He's left the country, and no one wants to admit it, lest panic set in.

McConnell's black hands are from trying to get on a slow boat with his wife, but was stopped, and ah, duly punished.

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I don't think he's done an honest ... anything.

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So many Ph.D's will be written about 2020, it's not funny.

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