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M-X's avatar

In case I've misled You People about my culinary shenanigans, dinner is a half-ass-adilla of melty Latino cheese & sliced tomato on a non-organic flour tortilla. Carry on. Wayward children.

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Ah shit. After torrential rain all day, it's finally clear as the sun sets, and I was seriously thinking about going out for dinner.

But I just saw there's a tornado warning out for my area. Do I dare go? Those fuckers can come out of nowhere.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/realzappbrannigan.bsky.social/post/3mikcnc3ebc2y

This is actually a pretty good infographic for the viewers of fox news. Makes it so simple that even they could understand it.

Today is 4.

Normally is more than 4.

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

yeah, but a 1/4 lb burger is bigger than a 1/3 lb burger.

checkmate, lib.

goCatgo's avatar

I guess the OrangePedo doesn't want to pay for daycare, Medicare, and Medicaid. Wars are

where the money will be spent. Interesting.

"Hospital Revenue: Medicare accounts for roughly 25-26% of hospital care spending, serving as a critical revenue source for provider sustainability.

Physician & Clinical Services: Medicare accounts for about 26% of spending on physician and clinical services.

Future Dependence: With the population aging, Medicare is projected to cover over 80 million people by 2030, increasing the industry's reliance" --Google.

I dunno if he will destroy the medical industry in this country.

Me, I think the insurance industry would crash sooner. They can't and won't cover that big a gap

in care. But whaddo I know.

Oh, sorry, I didn't cover the potential loss of Medicaid or daycare. Sorry.

Menotsure's avatar

The urine extractor on the toilet of the Artemis II failed, but fortunately was able to be repaired by the handy astronauts. The mission continues.

feralboy12's avatar

Will make a great scene in the movie version.

Parakeetist's avatar

How's the toilet doing?

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Be funny if Tramp makes Paxton the next AG.

Menotsure's avatar

Just the guy to keep an eye on things.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Nah. Paxton figures to be the GOP nominee for Senate in Texas. It's sounding like Lee Zeldin's the frontrunner for the gig.

weejee's avatar

During a military conflict Kegsbreath fired the Army Chief of Staff. I just cannot believe the actions of the Orange Oaf's KKKabinet.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

On the heels of saying Medicare, Medicaid, and daycare can't be funded because we need to fund a war they'd lost before they started it.

They keep pushing the people like this and they will find the breaking point of the electorate's patience.

Phried Ω's avatar

Is Creighton Abrams suited up and ready to go in the game?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So now Hegseth has ousted the Army's Chief of Staff, for the crime of having served under Biden.

I'm sure the poor bastard must be at least partially relieved to be rid of the hairgelled punk and the disaster his fool of a master has created.

G-7 in Space's avatar

He's probably worried sick because he knows so much more than we do...

Bitter Scribe's avatar

He's probably worried sick because a lot of people he works with and cares about are about to be put in harm's way unnecessarily by a selfish piece of shit who needs a distraction from the Epstein Files.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Ok . Now the Astronauts are about to do their TLI burn- 🔥

https://www.youtube.com/live/8n1GGe0fUBs?si=14ZvUHaDUO02ynqB

tehbaddr's avatar

Now? Didn't you say that once before?!

G-7 in Space's avatar

I'm having trouble with Sidereal Time right now...

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

who's got the match to light this?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

You gotta watch out because the Europeans build this engine and you know what THOSE fuckers are like

G-7 in Space's avatar

Gotta be better than Honda's F1...

G-7 in Space's avatar

Trans Lunar Injection burn

tehbaddr's avatar
3mEdited

Oi! 'e's off agin!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm really excited about this

Russell Jones's avatar

Apparently Rick Wakeman wanted to redo/"tidy up" his organ solo on Yes's Roundabout, but drummer Bill Bruford essentially told him don't you fucking dare.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7UacelSJUBk

Craig Nixon's avatar

Wait...so Rick wants to do a punch-in like 55 years later??

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Such a great song.

M-X's avatar

😹

I'd like to hear DV Thrombossa, very successful organ/keyboard performer's take on it!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I looked up from where I was sitting on the couch, near the fire, which has been kind of a go to spot all winter, and took note that the cats were doing the radar ear thing from across the room, alerting on a shrew outside of a 12 inch thick wall. I also took note of the fact that the sun was shining and spring appears to be arriving, considered moving the whistle station out to the sunroom so as to give the cats a bit of a break.

This is how that worked out: https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-237389014?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

Joe Christmas's avatar

Dag, I can’t wait to see what kinda kink Botox Bondi’s beau is into.

Oy!'s avatar

Will there be more Trump Regime® 'womp, womp' tomorrow? 😃 |🇺🇸

Cincinnatus's avatar

The zone, she be flooded.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Yes. And every single day until we stop this fucking insanity.

goCatgo's avatar

"Hailee Steinfeld has welcomed her first baby with her husband, Josh Allen" --People.

Yay! Congrats! A Baby Lady Hawk to continue the tradition.

Truth, Justice, and an arrow in the Huevos Rancheros of Bad Guys! Go Team!

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Tesla released its Q1 2026 production and delivery results today, confirming 358,023 vehicle deliveries — about 7,600 units below the Wall Street consensus of 365,645 vehicles.

More concerning than the miss itself is the gap between production and deliveries. Tesla produced 408,386 vehicles during the quarter but only delivered 358,023, adding over 50,000 vehicles to inventory in a single quarter.

https://electrek.co/2026/04/02/tesla-tsla-q1-2026-delivery-results-misses-expectations/

Martin Shobe's avatar

Good thing they are not a car company.

abbienormal's avatar

We have seen this problem before. Say, 2007 - 2008.

eppe's avatar

Now add tariffs to that mix and stir well.

eppe's avatar
11mEdited

Time for the board to give Elon another phony "raise".

Mysterysurf's avatar

Singer Emmylou Harris is 79 years old today. Here she is with Gram Parsons and their beautiful version of "Love Hurts":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fCTZ0ZnD44

And here is Emmylou singing Gillian Welch's song "Orphan Girl" off of her Wrecking Ball album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY6CMvJ9Vg

Craig Nixon's avatar

Oooh, I wasn't even aware that Emmylou had covered Gillian. Nice matchup there.

Mysterysurf's avatar

I think I even like her version better than Gillian's. Tough call.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Oh, nao I must investigate.

Keeping with the theme, may need to do Mary Gauthier's "The Foundling" next...

goCatgo's avatar

Nice. There is a cool vid of First Aid Kit about her.

eppe's avatar
19mEdited

Ms. Harris remains an unrequited crush of mine.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Same goes for many of us who were kids during the 70s.