DO NOT Meet Us In St. Louis!

Y'all, the #wonkebago et mort, at least for today, and possibly for the next two weeks depending on "parts" and "bullshit." We'll let you all know about Wichita and Denver!

In the meantime,

and also

 A safe place for you to give Wonkette money. 

UPDATE! The mechanic in Terre Haute says to keep on truckin', there's nothing he can do and we should be fine, and if not, we won't be. But we're not going to try to make St. Louis. If you've already sent us cashish, thank you dears, I'm putting it toward "we are a tiny bit under this month because you all gave last month instead," and if you haven't given us money, you DON'T HAVE TO. (But you still can.)