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I've met a few police officers over my career whose behavior was nothing more than a gym teacher with authorization to use force.

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The city of Brotherly Shove.

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I don't think so, not my Barry.

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While neither of them strike me as accomplished pugilists, if it came down to a literal fight, my money would certainly be on the guy who lived on the border of Morningside Heights in the early 80s, rather than the guy whose spent his life flitting between manses in various states and considers living in an apartment to be slumming it.

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I feel pretty Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and silly and witty And I pity Victims of police brutality.

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Assault with a silly weapon.

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It's all fun and games until someone gets a thin stream of plastic goo on their clothing.

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In related news, the Romney campaign is re-thinking his secret strategy for Wednesday's debate.

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Best cheese-related comment of 2012.

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