You are probably aware that today is the first day of legal demon weed in Colorado because of how you booked a trip to Colorado months ago because it was well worth it just for the thrill of being able to buy a tiny quarter-ounce bag of weed from a store just like you've always dreamed. And hey! If you were already a denizen of Colorado, you can score a cool ounce at a time. Prepare for some
The dickweed stopped an ambulance, with a patient on board, for fucking SPEEDING ?!! Considering how State Troopers in every state I've been to drive like they're trying to reach warp speed, that is the height of hypocrisy or corruption or douchebaggery or something. Never mind threatening to throw your friend in jail, while he has a patient to transfer in his vehicle. Jesus fuck a bag pipe,man. That's it. If I ever go to Wyoming, I'm going to piss on the entire state.
That book cover really shows how America has fallen. Once even common criminals wore business attire. And stylish hats! Many historians claim Kennedy's failure to wear a hat at his inauguration ended the custom. But I'm sure he used marijuana, probably even as Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.
"Welcome to capitalism, dope fiends!"
Actually, the illicit drug trade is one of the last bastions of unfettered, pure capitalism. Without any of those pesky regulations to get in the way, the market operates in a ruthless, brutally efficient manner. Of course, that lack of external regulation also accounts for the high body count and other societal ills associated with the drug biz- what once was a bunch of stoners sneaking a suitcase of dope into the country to pay for college has devolved into chaotic gang wars, driveby shootings and international narcotics cartels that have turned vast swaths of Mexico into a killing field.
It's a shame that the fuckwits who are always caterwauling about "free markets" and too much government regulation are so blind to what amounts to the world's best example of what happens when you 'turn the free markets loose and get the government out of the way'. All that death and destruction is the inevitable result of what happens when you let capitalism run itself without any adult supervision...
Still surprised the Feds haven't declared Fatwa on legal dope.
The dickweed stopped an ambulance, with a patient on board, for fucking SPEEDING ?!! Considering how State Troopers in every state I've been to drive like they're trying to reach warp speed, that is the height of hypocrisy or corruption or douchebaggery or something. Never mind threatening to throw your friend in jail, while he has a patient to transfer in his vehicle. Jesus fuck a bag pipe,man. That's it. If I ever go to Wyoming, I'm going to piss on the entire state.
Yeah. I drove from San Jose (through Reno) to Salt Lake this past summer and somehow missed that piece of Wyoming.
Were you having some doubts about this?
Old neighbor?
That book cover really shows how America has fallen. Once even common criminals wore business attire. And stylish hats! Many historians claim Kennedy's failure to wear a hat at his inauguration ended the custom. But I'm sure he used marijuana, probably even as Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.
Today, Marilyn Monroe is giving <i> all</i> of us blowjobs.
Wyoming?
Why not?
What about Washington state? Are there legal sales there as well? And are their med pot laws still on the books?
why on earth would anyone pay $70 for an eighth of legal weed?
it still grows along riverbanks and fences in the midwest. And yes, it&#039;s absolutely useless except as rope
&quot;Welcome to capitalism, dope fiends!&quot;
Actually, the illicit drug trade is one of the last bastions of unfettered, pure capitalism. Without any of those pesky regulations to get in the way, the market operates in a ruthless, brutally efficient manner. Of course, that lack of external regulation also accounts for the high body count and other societal ills associated with the drug biz- what once was a bunch of stoners sneaking a suitcase of dope into the country to pay for college has devolved into chaotic gang wars, driveby shootings and international narcotics cartels that have turned vast swaths of Mexico into a killing field.
It&#039;s a shame that the fuckwits who are always caterwauling about &quot;free markets&quot; and too much government regulation are so blind to what amounts to the world&#039;s best example of what happens when you &#039;turn the free markets loose and get the government out of the way&#039;. All that death and destruction is the inevitable result of what happens when you let capitalism run itself without any adult supervision...
I assume the prices are usury a lot lower.
Why a duck?
So, our first question, for 50 keys, Bob,....What is you first name?
uhhhh.....(voice of viewer...Hey, I know THAT one man!)
so, for our 2nd question Bob...how many joints in a lid?
uhhh....2.
2?
yeah, I roll big joints.
Well, we&#039;ll have to check with the judges on that....The judges say all right they roll big joints too!
a chicken in every pot
or some pot in every chicken...