We have made you feel terrible awful no good very bad this week, with all the terrible awful no good very bad things we had to journalism at you, because of how we try to keep you informed on stuff, when we're not just making dick jokes. (OK, yes, we are often just making dick jokes. But not always!)
I respectfully disagree! There is nothing more dignified than a kitteh walking away from a truly hilarious face plant. My cat Rusty was a black belt master at stuff like that.
This old world has gotten so ugly that I should retreat to the country, go off the grid and hoard cats? I should know better; I picked me up a rescue kitteh and he lied. He lied! Pretending he was this sweet little kitty. His wormy ass started acting like a nut the minute I got him home. Now he rules the place with an iron paw. DON'T FALL FOR IT! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Pretty soon you'll be counting the days, then the weeks, then the months since your last smoke and then, all of a sudden, you'll realize that a year has passed. Somewhere in there, you'll notice that you're bounding up flights of stairs without taking deep breaths, that you don't wake up with a slightly sore throat, that when you get a cold it's over way quicker.
Whatever the case, the first week's the hardest - hope you find a good distraction or whatever you need to quit.
Here is wolfhound puppy Amelia. Four months or so, 57 pounds:
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I respectfully disagree! There is nothing more dignified than a kitteh walking away from a truly hilarious face plant. My cat Rusty was a black belt master at stuff like that.
This old world has gotten so ugly that I should retreat to the country, go off the grid and hoard cats? I should know better; I picked me up a rescue kitteh and he lied. He lied! Pretending he was this sweet little kitty. His wormy ass started acting like a nut the minute I got him home. Now he rules the place with an iron paw. DON'T FALL FOR IT! SAVE YOURSELVES!
you're welcome
Set up a GoFundMe under the name of Dick Mack (the "wad" is silent) and see how much you can rake in.
Quitting's hard - good luck!
Pretty soon you'll be counting the days, then the weeks, then the months since your last smoke and then, all of a sudden, you'll realize that a year has passed. Somewhere in there, you'll notice that you're bounding up flights of stairs without taking deep breaths, that you don't wake up with a slightly sore throat, that when you get a cold it's over way quicker.
Whatever the case, the first week's the hardest - hope you find a good distraction or whatever you need to quit.
Thx. My doctor loves me, she gave me patches and Xanax
Done.
Need more debtors prisons.
Stunning. I want one sooooo bad, but live in a small apartment with an extremely neurotic cat.
Moar Kittez...
And you've just made me feel worse. Even before I clicked on it, the mere photo provoked my allergies to cats.
Thanks a whole freaking lot, Kaili
C'est vrai, le printemps...quel blague
Exactly
All day. All day you know, we think of murder...
But those were illegal Federal taxes imposed by the Kenyan usurper and the ZOG and whatever, not good Christian Ferguson fines. Oranges and apples.