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Definitely some sort of prion disease like Mad Cow. Devin Nunes' cow fucking has something to do with it. Allegedly.

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How do they sleep!! Like babies, I'm quite sure.

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I believe Clapton also wrote a song extolling the virtues of Columbian Marching Powder. Seems to me I've heard it around.

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Also racist/nationalist/nihilist tendencies, but that's no big.

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OK for an embarrassing amount of time, I thought this record was about dangerous driving... In my defence, I was quite young, sheltered, and the only white lines I'd come across were the ones painted on roads.

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When she doesn't do it, it will prove that she's part of the conspiracy.

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In reality (which Donny Dipshit either (a) has no idea about or (b) doesn't care about), the FISA court application was in October, and Ohr approached the FBI with Steele’s information in late November. Also in reality, Ohr said no such thing to the FBI.

Reality is clearly biased against the Dipshit, and is part of the nefarious Deep State Democrat Hillary Plot against him. That's why the Trumpanzees will have nothing to do with it.

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I'm gonna be using "marble-mouth" for a long, LONG time.

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Kudos on the title.

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Hmm, Judge Collyer. My mother used to tell me I was a Collyer Sister because of the Collyer Brothers. That she ended up a hoarder was a shame, but I really should not speak ill of the dead. May her memory always be for a blessing.

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Here's a painting of the Honorable Judge Collier.

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The conspiracy hungry wolves will never get enough to eat. You can throw rancid, rotting mule meat at them 24/7/365 and they just want more.

Doubling down was like 10 downs ago. They have redoubled their doubling then multiplied it by the square root of WTF. (that's a lot of WTF BTW)

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charter schools never have great basketball teams, most of the budget for basketball goes into kickbacks and bribes.

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I watched Dobbs alot when he was on CNN and I swear he has more hair on the top of his head than he ever did working for Ted Turner. Is he the new President of the Hair Club for Men? And there's no question at all that he dyes it, but he should go darker by about 3 tints.

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Was also wondering, if Dobbs looks that bad in real life, the Dorian Gray portrait in his closet must be literally puke-inducing!

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