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Enter Ranting's avatar

But…but…he understands how to read statistical studies!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Or 10,000 cars. And counting...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

What happened to the failed born-again former governor who bungled the response to an HIV outbreak?

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Except that the airlines started shutting down their routes to and from China before Drumpf's proclamation. And we first became aware of the virus in China in December. And Drumpf fired the embed we had at the Chinese CDC in July. But other than that, yeah, great work Donny.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I'm thinking Ron Jeremy in the Rudy role?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

He wasn’t doing enough grifting.

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Mormos's avatar

this is the species that will gladly march to its own death by the millions (war) because one big monkey (world leader) got mad at another big monkey (world leader)

we truly are the stupidest animal

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Daniel's avatar

Danke

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What's this,  mold?'s avatar

Does that mean I'm an optimist, or a pessimist?

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Etoain Shrdlu's avatar

I suggest that every Trump follower who thinks hydroxychlorocrap is the answer should be encouraged — no, forced — to take it. Preferably in massive doses. The rest of us can be a control group. If the stuff works, there will then for the first time in America in recent years actually be more Republicans than Democrats, and they can repeal healthcare, cut taxes on the rich to zero and pay for it by eliminating Social Security and Medicare.

Yours very crankily,The New York Crank

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Etoain Shrdlu's avatar

I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my mirror.

Yours very crankily,The New York Crank

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Tosca's avatar

True. I was thinking more along the lines of people continuing to go to church services. They will directly affect the lives of others by passing the illness on and flooding medical services.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

We hope not.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

"...and your hair falls out."

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Remember way back, oh, long time ago, as far back maybe as 2 ought 17, when we thought marching for science might actually make a difference?

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