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He could photoshop a US American flag, and . . . oh wait. He'd dead.

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"only someone with “some kind of mental malfunction” would take on six police officers."'

We can always hope there's somebody on the jury with a reasonable IQ. Because that's all it takes to figure out that there <i>just might be</i> another logical conclusion: he didn't "take them on."

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Homeless people are scary and incredibly strong - so much so that you can't put cuffs on them, even with six cops.

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I think I remember this story -- the Faux Snooze headline was <i>Hero Cops Restart Homeless Man's Heart with Tasers: Meth Addict Revived, But Later Dies in Hospital</i>

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>“He could have died sitting in a closet by himself,” Karch said.</i>

A regular closet or a <a href="http:\/\/nathanieltapley.com\/2011\/09\/02\/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet\/" target="_blank">water closet</a>?

p.s. Bloody Vikings!

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What is it about being around cops all the time that makes even "doctors" begin to believe their bullshit? Got to be more than the paycheck.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

It was the alien Sasquatches from the History channel!!1

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Maybe we can beat the answer out of him.....

With votes?

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Another poor soul killed by Obamacare.