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Lisamanv's avatar

I really used to like her but now she couldn't give me any of her shitty products.

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Snarkrates's avatar

Late to the party here, but I have a marketing strategy for Cheryl. Sell candles called "Smells Like Olivia Nuzzi's Vagina." This has the advantage of explaining why Bobby is in the shower.

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Open Letters by Mersault's avatar

https://substack.com/home/post/p-152147774

AN OPEN LETTER TO RFK, JR.

Your Top 8 Wildest Claims and Why Your Dangerous Pseudoscience Has No Place in Public Health

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Dee Whitman's avatar

I also strongly disliked hines's character on Curb, and by extension disliked hines bc she didn't seem to be acting so much as just channeling her *self.*

And, I too felt bad about dislking her. I wondered, did the fault maybe lie with the writers and casting director, who had given Larry a whiny, dull, self-righteous, unfunny, typically disapproving BUT sort-of-pretty-in-blonde-shiksa-way-that-every-Jewish-man-allegedly-wants wife?

It's a relief to know that she's as vile as rfkj; now I don't have to waste energy or empathy on feeling bad for her, what with the recent affair. We have to remember that women married to loathsome men (melania, usha, hines, etc.) are equally loathsome -- they aren't prisoners in some way.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hines has tried to say, "It's not me."

But it is. She is just trying to keep her career alive by saying it's not.

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"M"'s avatar

Oh, lord

Trying to push collective denial to new levels, are they?

If they learned nothing else, Republicans sure learned their propaganda lessons when they took that taxpayer-funded trip to Moscow

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Ill-Advised's avatar

"MAHA — referring to her husband’s Make America Healthy Again initiative."

By projectile vomiting at the image of a peekaboo possibility?

By the Holy Mike, this is disgusting.

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Sara Benincasa's avatar

I am in Little Bear Hell.

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"M"'s avatar

Thank you for popping up again -- I had planned to reach out to you and in the holiday insanity (and my family's complete holiday-induced insanity culminating in my own near-literal collapse because people in my family believe in overworking those they perceive as hypercompetent to near-death as opposed to offering time and space to heal) it completely slipped my mind

I am also laughing a little bit though because I wanted to offer informed empathy so I googled "Little Bear" and this is what came up from IMDB

"Why is Little Bear so relaxing?

It's a good thing because the music it plays is so soothing. The voice work is smooth and the overall production is so calming. All characters are mellow. Little Bear is a social learning show and an adventure show."

and it sounds just like Camazotz, doesn't it

♥♥♥

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kmblue187's avatar

In answer to question about does Naked RFK make you want to buy scented candles.

Only if I could stuff them up his ass.

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The Lichtenbergian's avatar

Sure, you've got your Trump coins and your Trump Bible, but do you have your TRUMP TRAIN, KENNETH? https://www.dalelyles.com/2024/12/02/how-damn-dumb-are-they/

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I wouldn't buy her candle if it smelled like Neil Young's butthole.

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Dina's avatar

I wouldn't buy ANY candle that smelled like ANYONE'S butthole, but maybe I'm just not a big enough fan of Neil Young.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It may be that I am exaggerating for effect, but you decide: Trump’s armpits or Neil Young’s O-hi-hey-O!

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Dina's avatar

Jesus, I'm tryna eat here!

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The Wanderer's avatar

The YT algorithm's been coughing a bunch of "buyer's remorse" videos at me from sources such as 'Ring of Fire' and 'Farron Balanced' about how people who voted for The Homunculus are only now discovering what they voted for.

I have not clicked on any of these.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53941567/

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Tza's avatar

Meidas Touch has them too. They keep 'em short but sweet.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Still won't click, because they're way too soon and it smacks to me of something made up.

Wait six months to a year, I says, and see what videos are being done by genuine Twump voters.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I watch them for dirty pleasure but I tend to think you are right. Wishful thinking on our part.

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Tza's avatar

No, some are real. My fav has been from people who assumed they were for some reason immune to Bad Policy They Voted For.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The "disinvited from the holidays" may also be real.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Ah. I have my Cynicism cranked up to Max.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Good choice. I have a student named "Max," he was 6'4" when he was a high school freshman.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

My thoughts exactly. I expect some real ones later, OR I expect all Jews to be sent to camps with nary a protest from their neighbors.

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Tza's avatar

Fun video looking at weirdo Xtian influencers on Instagram Reels. They are INSANE.

https://youtu.be/N0Oo_5YYAXk?si=YbwHZ4aZTV_Z2mVM

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Tza's avatar

Apparently the White House has "one weird tree" but it hasn't been in any articles I've seen. Main tree is done up to look like a carousel which is really cute.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The weird one is in the... "Melania Closet."

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

LO fucking L! Local ag guy on TV is freaking out over the incoming administration.

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MorganX's avatar

As in Atty Gen or Agriculture Guy?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Agriculture "expert".

He's talking market crash.

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MorganX's avatar

Heeeehehehehehehehehee!!!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'll have to talk to some people in the local area and get their read too. My guess is Ag guy isn't far off.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We'll all be scrabbling for the last turnip soon.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Three guesses who he voted for (first two guesses don't count).

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yup, hardcore con.

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MorganX's avatar

HA FUCKING HA, MOTHERFUCKER.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"And I turned around, and it was leopards as far as the eye could see!"

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good_duck's avatar

Good morning!

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Substack lets me post again, yay! Even though the fonts are broken now...

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yay! Welcome back!

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Cakes We Like's avatar

I had an interesting email today.

I will say no more on this subject until next year.

*crosses fingers extra hard*

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MorganX's avatar

❤️

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I always knew you'd make the New Year's Honours List

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The Wanderer's avatar

Take an OBE out of petty cash.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Not a chance. And I wouldn't accept it even if I did make it onto the list.

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MorganX's avatar

You revolutionary, republican (the good kind), adorable baker, you.

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