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Black Cat's avatar

In fact, it is nowhere to be seen.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I only had three 8-tracks: Steve Martin "Wild and Crazy Guy," a Wings album, and the one I knew at the beginning of this sentence but have forgotten now that I've reached the end. Of course, I didn't start legally driving until the 80's.

VandeGraf's avatar

Evidence is not high on the list of religious necessities.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Mark Esper, tap dancing as fast as he can around the issue and it's not working. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Ask your doctor if nomorebuttmonkeysab is right for you

suziq's avatar

Well, when you put it THAT way...

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

The president could have the sincere belief that Soleimani was planning an imminent attack on our Moon Base, and apparently Mark Esper would not see any problem with that.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

With a giant vacuum cleaner, that selectively reads minds, and picks only people who believe whatever deluded thing that they do.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

None of the journalists seem to use it properly, of late.

Dr.BDH's avatar

The "-ab" makes it art. Now you need a brand name, something meaningless like Trumphonor.

Dr.BDH's avatar

If you do it just in order to instill fear, you're a terrorist. So yes, a state official can be a terrorist while acting in their capacity as state official.

Drinkalong  Defies Sobriety's avatar

Y'all remember these statements when Dok starts the 'Hubris...' book club series.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'm glad I tried that one simple trick that doctors hate, and both saved a co-pay and avoided the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Yes, but it comes out once a decade. Last month's advice on not growing monkeys in your butt was a hit, so we're working on 2030's big idea still.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

He killed a fuckload of Syrians, does that count?

Trump is shit and killing Soleimani was a dumb idea but Soleimani was shit too.