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In fact, it is nowhere to be seen.

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I only had three 8-tracks: Steve Martin "Wild and Crazy Guy," a Wings album, and the one I knew at the beginning of this sentence but have forgotten now that I've reached the end. Of course, I didn't start legally driving until the 80's.

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Evidence is not high on the list of religious necessities.

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Mark Esper, tap dancing as fast as he can around the issue and it's not working. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ask your doctor if nomorebuttmonkeysab is right for you

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Well, when you put it THAT way...

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The president could have the sincere belief that Soleimani was planning an imminent attack on our Moon Base, and apparently Mark Esper would not see any problem with that.

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With a giant vacuum cleaner, that selectively reads minds, and picks only people who believe whatever deluded thing that they do.

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None of the journalists seem to use it properly, of late.

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The "-ab" makes it art. Now you need a brand name, something meaningless like Trumphonor.

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If you do it just in order to instill fear, you're a terrorist. So yes, a state official can be a terrorist while acting in their capacity as state official.

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Y'all remember these statements when Dok starts the 'Hubris...' book club series.

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I'm glad I tried that one simple trick that doctors hate, and both saved a co-pay and avoided the heartbreak of psoriasis.

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Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

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Yes, but it comes out once a decade. Last month's advice on not growing monkeys in your butt was a hit, so we're working on 2030's big idea still.

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He killed a fuckload of Syrians, does that count?

Trump is shit and killing Soleimani was a dumb idea but Soleimani was shit too.

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