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John Orendorff's avatar

So one cow says to the other, "Say, did you hear about that mad cow disease that's going around?"The other cow replies, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."That other cow is the one Devin Nunes knows (in a biblical sense.}

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Much more concise than "Hoofwanking Bunglecunt"

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folderol's avatar

Bad pun, but omelette it go.

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Delu's avatar

Nunes is just a typical Trumpian.

None of them should be anywhere NEAR politics in a sane and rational world.

Unfortunately.....

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willi0000000's avatar

please, we prefer "sheeple"

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Hęąŧɧęη's avatar

I dunno about mad cow disease, but he's definitely got mad orange shit-gibbon disease.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Maybe if they were white orphans.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Thinking about it, the word 'spongiform' does suit Devin rather well, eh?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Like the one I've been hiding in for the last fifteen months?

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khanurik's avatar

Dude, you need to talk to the Red Cross. I worked in Scotland for 5 1/2 months back in '88 and, as a regular blood donor, I know that they changed the rules back in 2001 to ban anyone who has lived in the U.K. for more than 3 months since 1980 (prior to that, the rule was 6 months - so I skated by). The 3-month rule is still in effect. On the other hand, when I was in Scotland I admit that I did partake of burgers(?) at the Wimpy's chain. So....moo?

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mailman27's avatar

Just another day in the life of the Republican party... Say, didja hear about that stripper that the president paid $130,000 to keep quiet about the two of them having sex? Yeah, that was like a week ago, so no big deal. Oh, and that $25 mil payment for fraud to victims of Trump U. And, and, and. #itsover

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Maybe they had different rules for us?We lived in England for 4 years.(Ooo, I'm jealous! Scotland is breathtakingly beautiful!)We were turned away, but they never asked us about what we ate.

Wimpy's? Was that the one with the day-glo ketchup in a tomato shaped container?

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Everybodhi's avatar

“"If we have a subpoena out there that's being ignored and we just don't do anything about it, guess what? Nobody's going to come down to the [committee] anymore to answer questions," Rooney said in a recent interview.”

Umm. That’s already happening.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I kept hearing "ka-ka boogie" even though I realized she was actually saying "cow-cow boogie". It makes for a different song, especially for one who grew up around pastured cows and had to deal with their ka-ka.

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