christ what a fucking idiot We are not saying we know definitively whether or not Devin Nunes The Dairy Farmer might have accidentally made love to an infected British cow and contracted sexually transmitted cow dementia. We are just asking, because we are concerned.
So one cow says to the other, "Say, did you hear about that mad cow disease that's going around?"The other cow replies, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."That other cow is the one Devin Nunes knows (in a biblical sense.}
Dude, you need to talk to the Red Cross. I worked in Scotland for 5 1/2 months back in '88 and, as a regular blood donor, I know that they changed the rules back in 2001 to ban anyone who has lived in the U.K. for more than 3 months since 1980 (prior to that, the rule was 6 months - so I skated by). The 3-month rule is still in effect. On the other hand, when I was in Scotland I admit that I did partake of burgers(?) at the Wimpy's chain. So....moo?
Just another day in the life of the Republican party... Say, didja hear about that stripper that the president paid $130,000 to keep quiet about the two of them having sex? Yeah, that was like a week ago, so no big deal. Oh, and that $25 mil payment for fraud to victims of Trump U. And, and, and. #itsover
Maybe they had different rules for us?We lived in England for 4 years.(Ooo, I'm jealous! Scotland is breathtakingly beautiful!)We were turned away, but they never asked us about what we ate.
Wimpy's? Was that the one with the day-glo ketchup in a tomato shaped container?
“"If we have a subpoena out there that's being ignored and we just don't do anything about it, guess what? Nobody's going to come down to the [committee] anymore to answer questions," Rooney said in a recent interview.”
I kept hearing "ka-ka boogie" even though I realized she was actually saying "cow-cow boogie". It makes for a different song, especially for one who grew up around pastured cows and had to deal with their ka-ka.
So one cow says to the other, "Say, did you hear about that mad cow disease that's going around?"The other cow replies, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."That other cow is the one Devin Nunes knows (in a biblical sense.}
Much more concise than "Hoofwanking Bunglecunt"
Bad pun, but omelette it go.
Nunes is just a typical Trumpian.
None of them should be anywhere NEAR politics in a sane and rational world.
Unfortunately.....
please, we prefer "sheeple"
I dunno about mad cow disease, but he's definitely got mad orange shit-gibbon disease.
Maybe if they were white orphans.
Thinking about it, the word 'spongiform' does suit Devin rather well, eh?
Like the one I've been hiding in for the last fifteen months?
MOO!
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Dude, you need to talk to the Red Cross. I worked in Scotland for 5 1/2 months back in '88 and, as a regular blood donor, I know that they changed the rules back in 2001 to ban anyone who has lived in the U.K. for more than 3 months since 1980 (prior to that, the rule was 6 months - so I skated by). The 3-month rule is still in effect. On the other hand, when I was in Scotland I admit that I did partake of burgers(?) at the Wimpy's chain. So....moo?
Just another day in the life of the Republican party... Say, didja hear about that stripper that the president paid $130,000 to keep quiet about the two of them having sex? Yeah, that was like a week ago, so no big deal. Oh, and that $25 mil payment for fraud to victims of Trump U. And, and, and. #itsover
Maybe they had different rules for us?We lived in England for 4 years.(Ooo, I'm jealous! Scotland is breathtakingly beautiful!)We were turned away, but they never asked us about what we ate.
Wimpy's? Was that the one with the day-glo ketchup in a tomato shaped container?
“"If we have a subpoena out there that's being ignored and we just don't do anything about it, guess what? Nobody's going to come down to the [committee] anymore to answer questions," Rooney said in a recent interview.”
Umm. That’s already happening.
I kept hearing "ka-ka boogie" even though I realized she was actually saying "cow-cow boogie". It makes for a different song, especially for one who grew up around pastured cows and had to deal with their ka-ka.