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Wouldn't that be a "nom d'amour?"

No snark - just what precious little remains of high school French...

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I'm very happy to say I've never "dated" a young lady with her own website that lists her schedule of fees but refuses to be specific (other than to suggest the "urban dictionary" as a reference).

Is London's Rayne's sister "Makeit?"

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WARNING: Turns out there are two young ladies named "London Rayne" on the web.

One is considerably larger (and more ethnic) than the other. I do wonder which one Mr. Vitter stands accused of consorting with.

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Everyone thinks Coach is tacky. My God just look at it. Vintage Coach is maybe a little okay. You're welcome!

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Republicans don't believe in staining the sanctity of their marriage so they rationalize that it is somehow better to poop on stranger's chests than on their wives. Also, from what I understand, if a couple like that actually live together they can go the whole coprophagic route, which I would imagine make opening their fridge a little like opening a port o potty in winter.

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<i>"...Vitter needs to come clean..."</i>

He can't -- that's exactly his problem.

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That is why you get one degree in a foreign language and skip country.

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She requests <i>Be FRESHLY showered (in the last hour), and see that all body hair, and fingernails are groomed to prevent any discomfort.</i>

There's probably an extra charge for fecal excitement.

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London Rayne? I think I met her cousin, Goldyn Showyrs.

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does christine know about this?

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"Does Diaperman David Vitter Have a New Favorite Hooker? "

When I read this, all I could think of was "papa's got a brand new bag".

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