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mailman27's avatar

I have a somewhat small house. I mean, it's not tiny or anything. It was kind of in line with the local house size,for cryin' out-- get off my back,woudja??

ryp's avatar

I was once detained by the police for several portions of an hour for drinking in a public park when I was 15. I'm sure the deep state was behind it.

Steve-o's avatar

until i see proof, I'm chalking this up to another "coffee incident".

Cat Cafe's avatar

Yes, I did wonder about it. That makes sense. Maybe the real ex-wife IS talking to Uncle Bob. We can hope.

Darth Trad's avatar

Malloch here was working for the UN Economic Commission for Europe for 1988-93. The Soviets didn't leave Afghanistan until 1989 and were officially disbanded on Christmas Day 1991. What did he think he was doing in a corner room of their offices in Geneva that could bring down the Soviet Union?

Bagnole's avatar

He’s a ham sandwich expert. Of course he’s always happy.

harryeagar's avatar

Wait, I want to understand why the Deep State © is forcing me into a smaller house

harryeagar's avatar

And he replied: Overthrowing the state?

Bad answer

cicatricella's avatar

I *knew* there was something sinister about those tiny house hipsters....

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Ted Who? Am I supposed to know who this bonehead is? And I'm supposed to care that he didn't get to spew derp with Alex somebodyelse? Sorry, but you have me confused with somebody who cares.

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

To get out of her NDA, prenup and marriage?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Thanks for doing that so the rest of us didn't have to.

james crubb's avatar

These fuckers see a big house as proof of their value and importance. The fact they don't have one is not their fault for they are truly great therefore there must be a conspiracy to rob them of their greatness.

Lara's avatar

Easier to spy on you!