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F-u-c-k-i-n-g-u-s-o-v-e-r.

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And note my jocular expression in the surveillance footage. Who, I ask you, robs a bank dressed as "The Penguin" from Batman?

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Those guys pretended they could protect somebody?

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I wonder if we can trade Adam Corolla to get him back.

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PROTIP: Roger Stone's face will melt if you get it too close to the fire. https://media.giphy.com/med...

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I'd be happy to trade Adam Corolla even if we didn't get Giraldo back.

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Don't open the Ark of the Covenant near him. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Roger Stone also said it was Al Franken's "time in the barrel" a week or so before LeeAnn Tweed said he'd sexually harassed her.

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Objectively he's at about the same level as a GWB.

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The CIA assasination joke is fucking gold

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Stone is a piece of dog shit that needs to be wiped from the bottom of America’s foot.

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His head looks fantastic in this one, though.

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Ha! For ONCE I read down thru a few comments before posting, & a good goddamn thing. I was going to make this EXACT point, because I remain convinced that the Franken situation was a setup & a political hit. It's amazing how that all sank beneath the waves just as soon as he resigned, & that's not even getting into just how specious many of those claims were in the first place. Still pissed at my party over this. I think Al was getting to be too much of a thorn in the britches of Sessions, & his comedy background was an area of exploitable vulnerability.

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I just realised that Stephen Miller is the larval stage of a Roger Stone.

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Wow. Maybe he's been dead this whole time.

I say we have a contest to rename him Fuckity McFuckface, if he gets any votes at all, that's his new name.

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