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Well, I tried to move my domain, whatever, but I couldn't figure out what they wanted at the Name Cheap site.

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One day this Bob Parsons fellow will be dead himself. Maybe via a painful, terrifying myocardial infarction, or perhaps from a long, drawn out battle with a horrific, rare form of untreatable, hideous, sanguineous ass cancer; but anyway!...my point is this: one day he will be dead and there will have been more humans mourning the loss of this elephant than of him. And this knowledge gives me <i> some</i> consolation.

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Don't male elephants have a number of mates in the herd?

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Ah, it will eventually get done. Kind of like Wildey or a rocket launcher arriving in the mail. And I thought the African Big Game cartridge was for creeps, not actual elephants. :-)

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Cecil Rhodes?

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Damnit. My site deathwishcreeps.com is registered with godaddy. FUCK.

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can we make his <i>stay</i> in zimbabwe?

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Another thing that burns me about idiots like this is that they're calling this shit a sport. You can call it a sport when you go out in the wild buck naked and take down a wild animal with your bare hands. Don't forget the Bactine(TM)

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Nah...if that were the case, Parson would be blowing Barbour...not blowing his brains out.

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So true - I believe he designed his own stage outfits. Not to mention his hair - which Al Sharpton wears to this day.

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Just wait until the elephants wake up with hangovers and go looking for coffee.

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Ann Coulter?

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The League of Extraordinary Douchebags.

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When you see an adult male wearing his hat on backwards, you know all you need to know.

As the great James Brown said, "If you want to wear a hat without a brim, go buy a hat without a brim."

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But they're lying down in sorghum fields! Sorghum, sassafras, and spit are 87% of the Zimbabwean economy.

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Nice commentary of Mugabe as well that a dead elephant causes a food riot at the end of the video.

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