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revenant's avatar

Gay and Republican, Republican despite gay- so he figures they will swallow anything

Incoming Ham's avatar

That is fantastic. I salute you.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

A US Senator is pretty much a "DC politician" by definition. Also, I don't know about how he sounds, but Cruz certainly looks slick. Oil-slick, specifically.

revenant's avatar

notice the warm, human eyes and genuine smile of the one on the right (the late Al Lewis); then see the monster next to him, and shudder. Al is dead, the smirking putz isn't. what a shitty world this is

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

There is an old adage, that Democrats fall in love with their leaders and Republicans fall in line.Now, we are seeing the far right trying very hard to find someone to fall in love with, and repeatedly getting their lil hearts all sorts of stomped.*invests in popcorn futures* However funny, this may not be a good thing *Also in whiskey futures* because it would behoove us, as rationally minded libtards *Also, too, in tissue futures and what the hell, may as well chuck in ammo there too* to want our fellow Americans to be rational type individuals and not trying to cop our thing.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I dunno that Evan did that, did he? I thought that was a legt hump the hipsters Cruz poster?

Ilgattomorte's avatar

This is why straight guys have it made. We have a two to one advantage, women to men. Somehow, when we get older they think we become distinguished and, if that wasn't stupid enough, they think dad-bods are cool. We don't even have to be smart or nice. No self respecting gay man would put up with this shit.

It's just not fair I tell you.

Beowoof14's avatar

Was he born here? I do believe that would have some merit under the plain meaning of this part of the constitution: No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President;

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Yep, it's done by that one right-wing Anonymous person who also did the Obama/joker/socialism poster.

LegionOfDo's avatar

Apparently that doesn't matter if you're white.

mailman27's avatar

Ima say something about water chestnuts just to give one more up-vote!

Wonky Magoo's avatar

That one never made any sense to me.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The scary part is that Republicans recruit them.

Mark in the IE's avatar

Mebbe they could go to Republican conversion therapy...

OneDemin EOr's avatar

And it seems the DNC wants us all to fall in line for this election. How the roles have changed for this election.