DOG AT OLYMPICS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 19, 2026
DOG.
Good morning again.
Ted Lieu just saying.
Related: wow, the FBI just kept interviewing this person! Sounds like maybe they had something to say! Would love to find out about that!
Meanwhile yesterday, House Democrats deposed billionaire Jeffrey Epstein associate Les Wexner. Apparently a lot was said there! No Republicans thought it was worth showing up, obviously.
Brendan Carr is, as ever, a little tiny fucking Bovino-sized bitch. Click for the latest. [Hollywood Reporter]
Speaking of protecting MAGA’s primary interests, AKA touching kids and advancing Nazism, Marco Rubio continues to serve his bosses with absolutely cummy glee.
More on how bad US Attorney Boxwine is embarrassing her office and the entire legal profession right now. Who gave that order to prosecute six Democrats for reading the law out loud, without actually specifying what law they supposedly broke? Yeeeeeah. [New York Times]
Sounds like Miss Lindsey Graham had hisself a real Southern fried shitfit in Europe, lashing out at the Danish prime minister and calling her “little lady” and so much more! Apparently at one point, Mette Frederiksen looked at him during his little tantrum and said “When you’re done with that, the meeting can continue.” [JoeMyGod]
Pete Hegseth’s creepy misogynistic pig man spiritual leader Doug Wilson got to preach at the Pentagon yesterday, because the Handmaid’s Tale commanders are inside the house now. [A Public Witness]
Still working on some updates for my The Moral High Ground site, but in the meantime, maybe a good time to revisit this one about what a fucking sicko Wilson really is. Go subscribe while you’re at it!
Nick Fuentes says MAGA should not vote in the midterms and MAGA should be destroyed and the Republicans should be destroyed, and oh boy, hate it when these people fight. [JoeMyGod]
Weird, the Mormon church is selling shitloads of billions of dollars of stock. Wonder what that’s about. [Salt Lake Tribune]
Pope finds new way to tell Donald Trump to fuck off. [Letters From Leo]
Hey, you guys, Uday and Qusay Trump are corrupt thieving grifter creeps because YOU MADE THEM THAT WAY. [New Republic]
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𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝐵𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖 @𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑀𝐵𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒:
𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛
𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 #𝐿𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑒𝑦𝑉𝑜𝑛𝑛, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠.
𝑉𝑜𝑛𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑦'𝑠 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚, 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝐼𝑛 𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑦, 𝑢𝑛𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑤𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒: 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟, 𝑉𝐼𝑃𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑠.
𝐼𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 𝐽𝑟. 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑙𝑙.