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Antifa Commander's avatar

[French accent] I spit in your general direction! [/French accent]

weejee's avatar

Spitting fish, who knew?

Resource NW's avatar

My bet is the orange striped one is female, and the other two are kicking sand in eachother's faces to impress her. If in a few months the aquarium is overtaken with gobiettes one succeded. If not, do better next time, guys.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Oral sorting chamber" 👀

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

*channeling Cousteau*

As the two competitors vie for the gold, an official, in traditional orange stripes, watches on.

NatalyaResists's avatar

This happens in our neighborhood, only with snow after a storm.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Gobies, staring in awe at video of humans using snow blowers:

“We *must* master snow-blower technology!”

Miss Grundy's avatar

"Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you." Guess the musical.

Goby fishies know how to spew!

tehbaddr's avatar

Wasn't that Guys and Dolls?

Miss Grundy's avatar

"Annie Get Your Gun"

Stuart's avatar

Where d'you keep all that air?

tehbaddr's avatar

So bottom dwelling filter feeders, just like most of the Tramp Administration!

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Nah. These guys evolved that way and are good at it. Trumpies are good at nothing (they keep getting caught).

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Oh come now., let's not make a mountain out of a...on second thought, let's do."

Menotsure's avatar

If fishies want to spit some sand

Their mouth must take a licking

If only they had little feet

They'd do it all by kicking.

Michael's avatar

Gobies in their underwater Gobi

Holly's avatar

Ya know what instantly sprang to mind when I saw this? My twin brother and I fighting. I'm not kidding. I don't know how our mom didn't lose her mind. We were awful and as kids we had to be kept apart in elementary school because we were constantly fighting. I miss being able to spit sand in his stupid wonderful face.

ciaobella's avatar

What’s your name?

Tony!

Fuck you, Tony!

The Wanderer's avatar

"Hockkkkkkkk . . . PATOOOOIE!"

Donald Trump’s Tent Peg's avatar

Still better than “Hawk Tuah.”

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So *that's* how the kick sand in his face thing started!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Charles Atlas started out as a gobie. A lot of people don't know that.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“I spit at your side of the hill! PTOOOIY!”

Sadly Practical's avatar

If you wanted to take some time to think about Executive Order 9066 and the affect of the Internment on Japanese Americans who lived through it and their descendants, check out _History and Memory: for Akiko and Takashige_, a half hour film by Rea Tajiri. You can find it on Kanopy if your public library offers that. https://www.kanopy.com/video/218577

I posted about this lower but it’s a nested comment. Full disclosure, Tajiri is my aunt’s sister and my cousins are interviewed in the film, so I rewatch it every few years to remind myself that protest and bravery in the face of government wrongdoing are essential for all of us, and that even if we don’t make change right now, we may encourage justice in the future.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

HEBER CITY, Utah (ABC4) — The Wasatch County Republican Party Chair is behind bars after police investigated reports that he was “waterboarding” his 16-year-old family member.

In an arrest statement, the responding detective wrote that the victim had come home from spending time with friends, and Johnson was upset because she “didn’t completely clean her room.”

https://www.abc4.com/news/crimes-against-children/heber-father-arrested-waterboard-daughter/

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I upvote the arrest.

I deplore the parenting.

EyeQueue's avatar

LDS? Doesn't surprise me.

This country allows parents to brutalize their children and do things to them that they would be arrested for it they did to another adult. It's disgusting.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Talking about that: when is Hannity going to allow himself to be waterboarded to show it’s not torture? #notforgeting

EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO! He *still* hasn't done that? I had forgotten all about that.

Carstonio's avatar

I’ll believe that systemic racism is weakening when the British tabloids are far rougher on Andrew than they have been on Meghan.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Pedophiles have been the Murdoch newspapers favorite boogie man for at least 20 years.

He's going to get fed into a wood chipper feet first while the crowds cheer.

Metaphorically.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Hola, losers! I'm writing from the Dominican Republic, where's it's currently 80°F and sunny.

See ya, we're shortly off to the beach.

PrimerGray's avatar

No featured stories of awfulness yet. Are we a good dog or a bad dog?

And just I type this, there it is.

SethTriggs's avatar

Did not know that about Wexner. Holy crap. It's horrific corruption.

So much of this makes sense after you remember that Frau Pam is installed as AG in order to insulate the pricktator and his friends from legal exposure for past and present criming.

And of course remember, the pricktator was already convicted of 34 felony counts by a jury and Americans thought that he was fine to be President...because of his promise to perform ethnic cleansing for them. Ethnic cleansing of immigrants (especially the Black ones), 99.999% of whom have no rap sheet or a dramatically shorter one than their own chosen President.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

The whole '34 counts' thing really worked against the Democrats, unfortunately. To the casual observer, it seemed excessive, a piling-on. Looked at from a distance and without details, it seemed like - one crime! And a *sex scandal* at that, which Bill Clinton had also been gotten for, but not convicted of a crime. So it easily fits a persecution narrative.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Tell ‘em it’s one count for every thousand mentions in the Epstein files.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

There are soooo many ... Wexler is just one but a big name.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I wouldn’t give power of attorney over my billion dollar fortune to someone I barely knew, but I’m a poor so my brain not too good.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Overheard on bsky:

"Also, they've currently got him on the money rather than the sex, sir."

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Take the win, its the first time a Royal has faced prison probably since they used the Tower of London to hold prisoners.

tegrat's avatar

It's not that I don't like the Olympics, but I think the dog run is the only thing I've seen so far...

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

it had excitement and cheering without any thousand dollar sports wear

Schmannity's avatar

Dog needs sponsor

Antifa Commander's avatar

So, since they sent out rabid attack chihuahua Lindsey Graham to mug the Danish and Greenlandic leaders, does that mean they’re backing off the threats and just rattling swords to keep people on their toes? Because if it’s serious, wouldn’t you send out scarier people like Vance, Miller, Hegseth (yes, all equally pathetic, but more psycho)?

Schmannity's avatar

Did I somehow miss the Congressional declaration of war against Iran?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Aaron Rupar:

Trump: "This building was built for peace. Nobody knew what to name it, and then Marco named it after me. I had nothing to do with it. I swear. They said, 'There's a surprise coming.' I thought they were gonna give me a lot of money or something. Maybe cash. Can always use some extra cash."

https://substack.com/@aaronrupar/note/c-216711615?r=x9ha&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

For the Gulf monarchs present

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"Drier than Ben 'one wood please' Shapiro's wife."

Russell Jones's avatar

lol "just made the Windows shutdown noise"

Shananigan's avatar

Automatic cooter grouter

rawrtigerlily's avatar

It threw up in its mouth.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Gotta be like full on dehumidifiers right now...

EyeQueue's avatar

It's locked down pretty fucking tight, tbh.

PrimerGray's avatar

OurMan once remarked on a similar post that he imagined it sounding like a cell door slamming.

EyeQueue's avatar

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!