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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Meanwhile, Elno tried to make a funny involving the double-slit experiment. It went badly, both for Elon and the experiment.

Here, have some physicists make fun of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIVdPD-KoA

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Never saw Barney. Know I missed nothing. All the DOGE boys belong in federal prison at the very least. Traitor Tots.

motmelere's avatar

DOGE will be investigated for their criminal activity, but do we have the minerals to hold them in an air-gapped prison while they are allowed time to prepare an adequate defense? They simply must be stopped.

Darrell Leland's avatar

I used to think that the world would be destroyed like in the Bond movies or the comics: by an elite secret cabal of brilliant, twisted eggheads working for Moozlebeck the God of Chaos. They would build a missile to blow up the sun, put obedience toxins into the water, build an army of robots, something like that.

But instead, it looks as though we're being destroyed by a cadre of the stupidest dumbfuck dudebro idiots in the universe.

Resource NW's avatar

Here's a thing about the newest convicted felon as "Antichrist" - Labeling him as such absolves all the MAGATs who voted him in from blame. How can anyone resist the Antichrist, after all? It was NOT THEIR FAULT! (It was their fault, their most grievous fault, their stupidest fault.)

boo radley's avatar

as a "health person", the DOGE shit makes me angriest and most depressed by far. (I mean, there's no shortage of options in that category!)

it reminds me more than anything of the time Michael Gambon sees a fly land on his foot in Toys and tries to shoot it off. except the foot is the entirety of humanity.

Fiddlesticks's avatar

Cutting USAID was murder. They have so much blood on their hands.

Reader's avatar

Not giving that Andrew Tate article any eyes.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Say goodbye to the Forest Service as well. We're just going to hand over public lands to stewards like Utah, Idaho and Wyoming who will profit madly from it. Buh bye.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I sent in my tax papers in early January and STILL haven't gotten my refund!

Reader's avatar

You should call bc that's irregular. I've heard people can get through on the phone, shockingly.

mcombks's avatar

The exercise of soft power in stabilizing, nurturing, and sometimes even flat-out creating new markets is so much more effective and efficient than the exercise of hard power. And these idiots have caused generational (if not irreparable) harm to our nation's capacity in this regard. 'If' Putin had a wish list, this was definitely near the top.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

I have pals who worked at USAID and saw their life's work torched overnightβ€”in at least one case literally: a warehouse full of pre- and post-natal medicine, bought and paid for, destroyed at a USAID distribution center last March. There's a velvet-roped VIP section in hell for these people.

Maureen's avatar

fuck the velvet rope...

illmetbymoonlight's avatar

So many horrible details that we don't know about. You just provided another one. Destroying medicine for babies? Sickening beyond belief...except it's true.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

OT!

The puppy went crazy at PetSmart. He pulled dog clothes off the rack and walked around with it like he was going to buy it. At least now I know his style preference. Blue checkered.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

This entire administration is run by the over confident and under performing Dunning Krueger Men.