Oh No Dok Got Huckablocked!
No more 'access journalism' for this guy!
Former Arkansas Gov. and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is celebrating Sacred Baby Festival with some duck hunting, and he happens to know what Heaven will be like: a lot of killing animals, plus shout-outs to a favorite brand of firearms!
I believe 1st day in heaven will be flooded timber duck hunt. Spent the morning in duck woods of Arkansas with .12… https: //t.co/7X9KaaGB9Y
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@Gov. Mike Huckabee) 1577129650.0
Yr Doktor Zoom had to go and spoil the fun, because he is a mean liberal who never wants anyone to enjoy themselves:
@GovMikeHuckabee @Benelli_USA "Couldn't actually get the ducks tho, since my son strangled the retriever."
— Doktor Zoom (@Doktor Zoom)1577131804.0
Apparently that reference to David Huckabee hanging a dog at Boy Scout camp in 1998 was simply too cruel a fact-based joke, because looka what happened!
Golly. Now that I've been blocked, how will I ever keep up with the lamest, laziest comedy stylings on Twitter? What if I miss one of his charming jokes about suicide ? You can't make me watch his dumb teevee show again; I did that once, so I never have to again.
I will, like Gloria Gaynor, survive.
Unlike that poor dog Mike Huckabee's son killed in 1998 .
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Huck isn't ashamed so much as he is shit-skeered of bad publicity, especially in a forum where his cult-followers might see it.
That dog asked for it.
Literally. In a Christmas miracle, it was a talking dog and he said to Dave and his buddy, "I'm sick. Go ahead and stomp me to death. I'm good eats, I promise."