“What evils am I contributing to if I buy purse candy here, the only brick-and-mortar store where they sell a lot of the purse candy I like?”
YES!! Why can I only find Charm Pop bites at the Dollar store. For those that don’t know what this miracle candy is, it’s basically a mini charm pop with out the stick.
What on earth is purse candy? Is it candy you can keep stuff in, is it candy shaped like little purses, or is it accessories for purses of the non-edible variety (as in “arm candy”) whatever it is - it has not crossed the pond.
Individually wrapped hard candies that you keep in your purse like a grandma, duh. Top varietals include: Cremesavers, Butter Rum Lifesavers, those strawberry ones in the strawberry wrappers, the mint ones with chocolate on the inside (the actual best) and the rootbeer ones they have at World Market.
Mock me if you want, but you'll thank me or someone like me when you're coughing in Marshalls.
Aha! I think I was offered a purse sweet (a mint) by a very kind lady who I did not know who noticed me coughing in the Times Square Easy Everything Internet cafe, many years ago. Odd how niceness sticks with you through the years.
In the U.K. we call them Church sweets. UK churches are notoriously freezing so these have been used by grandmas to stop coughing during the sermon since forever.
See also chapel sweets for families less sinful that mine, or Opera sweets for the artistically cultivated.
I would ask if its bad that I'm disappointed that barista didn't respond to hot shit guy by oopsey accidentally dumping his order of triple-caf espresso right in his lap. But in these circumstances? Nah. I ain't worried.
Dafuq is wrong with men and their dicks? I am so GD sick of reading about these jerkholes causing trouble with their little heads. Fking evolve or go extinct!
AFAIK in MA you need a license for pepper spray. I’m not sure if that’s true for those banana stun guns they advertise on repeat late at night on the channel I watch with the blorbos from my crime shows. Byrna Banana.
If they didn’t do this they might have a girlfriend who would help them.
The ladies in the second wave of feminism made a few bloody good points.
This would never happen at 5 Below.
Is purse candy anything like trouser taffy?
“What evils am I contributing to if I buy purse candy here, the only brick-and-mortar store where they sell a lot of the purse candy I like?”
YES!! Why can I only find Charm Pop bites at the Dollar store. For those that don’t know what this miracle candy is, it’s basically a mini charm pop with out the stick.
It's times like these I wish I actually could choose to be gay, because goddamn.
Manosphere, Amirite?
Look. The mediocre white man is too oppressed. Shutup.
I am deeply grateful that you are covering this. However, I can't continue this comment because I need to go pour bleach on my leggings! 🤮
T-A-S-E-R…
Make a quick hot dog because fuck all of this.
What on earth is purse candy? Is it candy you can keep stuff in, is it candy shaped like little purses, or is it accessories for purses of the non-edible variety (as in “arm candy”) whatever it is - it has not crossed the pond.
Nan always had mints. Probably to shut the kids up.
Individually wrapped hard candies that you keep in your purse like a grandma, duh. Top varietals include: Cremesavers, Butter Rum Lifesavers, those strawberry ones in the strawberry wrappers, the mint ones with chocolate on the inside (the actual best) and the rootbeer ones they have at World Market.
Mock me if you want, but you'll thank me or someone like me when you're coughing in Marshalls.
I don't know but if it's candy at the bottom of my purse, it probably has lint stuck to it.
I’d probably go for it anyway, unless it was entwined with the one enormous tampon.
I thought it was the kind of candy stereotypically found in a grandmother's purse, butterscotch or whatever
This is correct!
Aha! I think I was offered a purse sweet (a mint) by a very kind lady who I did not know who noticed me coughing in the Times Square Easy Everything Internet cafe, many years ago. Odd how niceness sticks with you through the years.
In the U.K. we call them Church sweets. UK churches are notoriously freezing so these have been used by grandmas to stop coughing during the sermon since forever.
See also chapel sweets for families less sinful that mine, or Opera sweets for the artistically cultivated.
I actually did not see this before I wrote the comment about coughing in Marshalls (if you're in the UK, that's TK Maxx).
My mom always had spearmint Life Savers. All her purses smelled wintry fresh!
Yes my friends, the UK equivalent to Dollar Tree is indeed 'Pound Town'. I go there very often.
No way!?
I need to find the photo I took in London in the late 1990s of the Hand Job Car Wash.
You don't need to brag...
lap full of hot coffee, instantly
I would ask if its bad that I'm disappointed that barista didn't respond to hot shit guy by oopsey accidentally dumping his order of triple-caf espresso right in his lap. But in these circumstances? Nah. I ain't worried.
Damn. I was hoping the barrista "accidentally" spilled a vente hot latte on the dude's lap and filmed the whole thing. With votes.
Dafuq is wrong with men and their dicks? I am so GD sick of reading about these jerkholes causing trouble with their little heads. Fking evolve or go extinct!
AFAIK in MA you need a license for pepper spray. I’m not sure if that’s true for those banana stun guns they advertise on repeat late at night on the channel I watch with the blorbos from my crime shows. Byrna Banana.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldMqXUReHVo