Forgotten war criminal Donald Rumsfeld was taking a flight back to one of his mansions for the weekend when he was apprehended and felt up by TSA slobs. This is kind of like Justice, minus the part where Donald Rumsfeld was tortured for sixty-two years and then thrown into the Lake of Fire. Because, of course, there is no actual Justice. How are the new teevee shows this summer? Is there one about baseball, or dragons? How
was wondering if anyone would notice that
I hope they stole all the electronics from his luggage. And planted sex toys. Lots and lots of sex toys.
people people i&#039;m pretty sure the point is cut taxes and no abortions.
and save light bulbs.
I was wondering why we say that.
O Jeebus, don&#039;t tell me Rummy was responsible for <i>that</i> too.
The worst part for the TSA agent is when they have to boil their hands afterwards.
Oh! You mean vodka!