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was wondering if anyone would notice that

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I hope they stole all the electronics from his luggage. And planted sex toys. Lots and lots of sex toys.

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people people i'm pretty sure the point is cut taxes and no abortions.

and save light bulbs.

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I was wondering why we say that.

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O Jeebus, don't tell me Rummy was responsible for <i>that</i> too.

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The worst part for the TSA agent is when they have to boil their hands afterwards.

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Oh! You mean vodka!

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