Are you a small business owner looking (now that our economy is in Recovery) to hire an actual destroyer of human beings for your growing Torture of Humans business? In today’s competitive atrocity market, run-of-the-mill teenage terrorists with their scrotum-fuses and YouTube videos probably won’t get the job done (though they are notoriously cheap workers). You’ll likely need a death-monster with exceptional organizational skills, a man who knows desks and flow charts as well as he knows piles of nekkid prisoners. Might your reviewer suggest Donald Rumsfeld, with his résumé/memoir
I thought the End Times were near when I first heard Michael Jackson was to marry Elvis' daughter but reading those reviews I now realize the End has come and I just didn't notice.
So...if I captured Rumsfeld and punished him for these terrible things he&#039;s <strike>done</strike> been associated with, and someone took pictures, that would be awful. Because if those pictures went public, I might never get tenure.
<i>Democracy is messy I don&#039;t do predictions Stuff happens</i>
I am going to wait for the movie. John Malkovich as Rumsfeld: Zen and the Art of War.
I thought the End Times were near when I first heard Michael Jackson was to marry Elvis&#039; daughter but reading those reviews I now realize the End has come and I just didn&#039;t notice.
So...if I captured Rumsfeld and punished him for these terrible things he&#039;s <strike>done</strike> been associated with, and someone took pictures, that would be awful. Because if those pictures went public, I might never get tenure.