Over the weekend, we pointed you to a pretty excellent Buzzfeed profile of Donald Trump, gentle soul and friend to the animals. It was such a good profile that at times Donald Trump even came off as a gracious, generous guy (complexity!) instead of a lowlife entitled thug assclown! Yes,
Talk about a thankless job... I would not want to be T'rump's aide for all the money in his vault. It's a job only a masochist would desire. And plus, you'd have to be able to stifle the giggles every time you saw the hairpiece. Impossible!
I think Trump doesn't care what people think of him, except when he's thinking about it, which is apparently all the time. A complex man, to be sure.
If they were capable of wising up, the'd have done so after Griftzilla left town with their "campaign" contributions.
A leaked photo of his skullet would be priceless.
Talk about a thankless job... I would not want to be T'rump's aide for all the money in his vault. It's a job only a masochist would desire. And plus, you'd have to be able to stifle the giggles every time you saw the hairpiece. Impossible!
Those are not the cakes we like.
It honestly gets much better treatment than say Seamus.
Firings will continue until morale improves.
I think Trump doesn't care what people think of him, except when he's thinking about it, which is apparently all the time. A complex man, to be sure.
Donald Trump has all the self-awareness of a head of cabbage.
Actually, The Dumald uses only the finest tribbles, shipped direct from K-7.
Trump didn't have him fed to starving dogs?
You could spot the urinals with the Trump-faces inside, by the dry floor beneath them.