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If they were capable of wising up, the'd have done so after Griftzilla left town with their "campaign" contributions.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Talk about a thankless job... I would not want to be T'rump's aide for all the money in his vault. It's a job only a masochist would desire. And plus, you'd have to be able to stifle the giggles every time you saw the hairpiece. Impossible!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Those are not the cakes we like.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

It honestly gets much better treatment than say Seamus.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Firings will continue until morale improves.

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Lot_49's avatar

I think Trump doesn't care what people think of him, except when he's thinking about it, which is apparently all the time. A complex man, to be sure.

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chascates's avatar

Donald Trump has all the self-awareness of a head of cabbage.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Actually, The Dumald uses only the finest tribbles, shipped direct from K-7.

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diogenez's avatar

Trump didn't have him fed to starving dogs?

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You could spot the urinals with the Trump-faces inside, by the dry floor beneath them.

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