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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they were capable of wising up, the'd have done so after Griftzilla left town with their "campaign" contributions.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A leaked photo of his skullet would be priceless.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Talk about a thankless job... I would not want to be T'rump's aide for all the money in his vault. It's a job only a masochist would desire. And plus, you'd have to be able to stifle the giggles every time you saw the hairpiece. Impossible!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Those are not the cakes we like.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It honestly gets much better treatment than say Seamus.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Firings will continue until morale improves.

Lot_49's avatar

I think Trump doesn't care what people think of him, except when he's thinking about it, which is apparently all the time. A complex man, to be sure.

chascates's avatar

Donald Trump has all the self-awareness of a head of cabbage.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Actually, The Dumald uses only the finest tribbles, shipped direct from K-7.

diogenez's avatar

Trump didn't have him fed to starving dogs?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You could spot the urinals with the Trump-faces inside, by the dry floor beneath them.