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Marty MacKoy's avatar

Now that he's prez, we can all see that he cares about only one thing - putting our money in his pocket. With the help of the sleaziest family of all time.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

What? Ronnie's IQ was south of 100. I'd bet a quarter on it.

Last Hussar's avatar

Ideal US President, as Congress have declared in the past (not just the current bunch) that the US is not bound by treaties.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Oh, yes, indeed. I can't wait until her new movie plays here.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He makes a profit, it's just that the casino's don't

JAWs's avatar

Guess who's an America-hater?

kaydenpat's avatar

And that's his flesh and blood.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

naw, he is a butterface

revenant's avatar

having lived in or near Virginia for a looong time, nobody is more insufferable than the please-change-that-motherfucking-name-already Redskins fans

John's avatar

Trump's version of a "Great America" is one where he owns everything and everyone else can go f**k themselves, unless they happen to be a sexy daughter of his, then he'll happily f**k them himself.

revenant's avatar

...and everything else she's ever done also too

YayConspiracy's avatar

And if the Mexican government refuses to pay for his yooge wall (beautiful door sold separately) he'll just slap them silly.

revenant's avatar

isn't it about time for one of those "not a dime's worth of difference" fuckwits to show up and lecture us all? those are always fun. if you really like grinding your teeth down to nubs