Donald Trump Actually Horrifying

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That Donald Trump is always good for a laff and a couple web-dick-joke-emporium page-click-views. But did you hear about the hilarious time he cut off his infant nephew's medical care -- the infant nephew with cerebral palsy -- because of the very good reason that "I was angry"? 

I ... you guys.

But the drama was hardly put to rest. Freddy’s son, Fred III, spoke at the funeral, andthat night, his wife went into labor with their son, who developed seizures that led to cerebral palsy. The Trump family promised that it would take care of the medical bills.

Then came the unveiling of Fred Sr.’s will, which Donald had helped draft. It divided the bulk of the inheritance, at least $20 million, among his children and their descendants, “other than my son Fred C. Trump Jr.”

Freddy’s children sued, claiming that an earlier version of the will had entitled them to their father’s share of the estate, but that Donald and his siblings had used “undue influence” over their grandfather, who had dementia, to cut them out.

A week later, Mr. Trump retaliated by withdrawing the medical benefits critical to his nephew’s infant child.

“I was angry because they sued,” he explained during last week’s interview.

See you guys never. This kitchen floor isn't going to lie on itself.

 [NYT]