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Please, I never want to think of anyone "backdooring" Pence.

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it's a horrible thing to do and a big reason why I don't sign up for social things on the internets.

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We could have if it wasn't for that fucking McConnell not wanting things to look partisan.Jesus fucking wept, I hope he gets everything that's coming to him.

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Please. What else is so important that the president has to miss Celebrity Apprentice? Russian hacking? I mean, that's barely even worth a tweet!

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Hispanic name.

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You know, Peter Weller would probably actually be an OK president. He has a PHD in Italian renaissance art, so he is almost certainly more thoughtful than deadbeat donnie.

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I have that pic. He is nicely endowed, indeed. And without a dick enhancement like Sly's.

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He also skews heavily liberal on social issues. If we have to have a Republican in the White House, I'd vote for him before any other one out there.

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That last burn was killer.

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Too bad Donald didn't take Seth Myers up on his offer.

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Oh, FFS. Plenty of Democrats do shit like that, too. I'd much rather have Ah-nult in the White House than 90% of the Republicans out there. No, strike that - any of the others. He's very liberal on social issues, which puts him miles ahead of the rest of the pack.

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He also believes what people do in private is nobody else's business.

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Honestly, I'm not sure I trust any Republican any more.

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At least he knew his limitations. The reason he doesn't say a ton in Conan is because he didn't speak English yet.

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Ah-nult is also heavily liberal on social issues. He's better than Trump by miles.

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Well, to be fair, at least Arnold was worth looking at and had the bodybuilding titles to show for it. I'm not so sure what the justification is for Trump's self-infatuation.

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