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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Please, I never want to think of anyone "backdooring" Pence.

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mancityRed6's avatar

it's a horrible thing to do and a big reason why I don't sign up for social things on the internets.

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mancityRed6's avatar

We could have if it wasn't for that fucking McConnell not wanting things to look partisan.Jesus fucking wept, I hope he gets everything that's coming to him.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Please. What else is so important that the president has to miss Celebrity Apprentice? Russian hacking? I mean, that's barely even worth a tweet!

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puredog's avatar

Hispanic name.

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Jennifer R's avatar

You know, Peter Weller would probably actually be an OK president. He has a PHD in Italian renaissance art, so he is almost certainly more thoughtful than deadbeat donnie.

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Serai 1's avatar

I have that pic. He is nicely endowed, indeed. And without a dick enhancement like Sly's.

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Serai 1's avatar

He also skews heavily liberal on social issues. If we have to have a Republican in the White House, I'd vote for him before any other one out there.

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Serai 1's avatar

That last burn was killer.

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Serai 1's avatar

Too bad Donald didn't take Seth Myers up on his offer.

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Serai 1's avatar

Oh, FFS. Plenty of Democrats do shit like that, too. I'd much rather have Ah-nult in the White House than 90% of the Republicans out there. No, strike that - any of the others. He's very liberal on social issues, which puts him miles ahead of the rest of the pack.

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Serai 1's avatar

He also believes what people do in private is nobody else's business.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Honestly, I'm not sure I trust any Republican any more.

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Jennifer R's avatar

At least he knew his limitations. The reason he doesn't say a ton in Conan is because he didn't speak English yet.

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Serai 1's avatar

Ah-nult is also heavily liberal on social issues. He's better than Trump by miles.

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Well, to be fair, at least Arnold was worth looking at and had the bodybuilding titles to show for it. I'm not so sure what the justification is for Trump's self-infatuation.

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