It's so good to see candidates finally addressing the serious issues Oh, goody, the two top Republican primary candidates are having them a Godfight! It's all Ben Carson's fault, of course, because he "attacked" Donald Trump the other day by suggesting that Trump may not exactly be the world's most pious guy in the world. Trump, needless to say, is
"...frankly he makes Bush look like the Energizer Bunny..."
Sorry -- I couldn't get past that. I spit my soup, coffee and everything else at the screen. Look, I used to be a BERNIE GUY, but fuck it, now I'm a TRUMP FUCKIN' GUY. Got my hat, got two hats...three... I'm gonna get three hats. I love this guy! He gives me a Big Donald, right in the pants!
i real fight over some god would have have way more death and destruction than these sissys can come up with - unless of course they actually are elected - then all bets are off
The Flying Spaghetti Monster just called and invited them both to a fine pasta dinner tomorrow night in the church basement. They just need to contribute a yooge crusty loaf of bread.
God told me this morning that Bernie Sanders has the only policy slate that comes even close to something God would give his endorsement to. However, he said Hillary seems to be shaping up, if not to the same degree as Bernie.
FFS, Trump's the BIGGEST MOST HUMBLEST YOOGEST KLASSIEST EGOMANIAC YOU'VE EVER SEEN. HE CAN PANDER SO GOOD TO VOTING BLOCS IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPINhope we get to hear Zucker's response
That's a Dagwood.
"...frankly he makes Bush look like the Energizer Bunny..."
Sorry -- I couldn't get past that. I spit my soup, coffee and everything else at the screen. Look, I used to be a BERNIE GUY, but fuck it, now I'm a TRUMP FUCKIN' GUY. Got my hat, got two hats...three... I'm gonna get three hats. I love this guy! He gives me a Big Donald, right in the pants!
There aren't even any good recipes.
Is Donald messing with the live stock again.
Ms Amanda Elvira Trump, 14th
Until he saw the size of her mouth...
Are Violet and Daisy joined at the fringe?
i real fight over some god would have have way more death and destruction than these sissys can come up with - unless of course they actually are elected - then all bets are off
Who would call that abomination a sandwich? I thought those things were supposed to, y'know, fit in a human mouth.
*shrug* I remember Dracula quoted Matthew that one time...
God told me this morning that he favors Bernie Sanders.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster just called and invited them both to a fine pasta dinner tomorrow night in the church basement. They just need to contribute a yooge crusty loaf of bread.
I believe it costs ten bucks to find out.
God told me this morning that Bernie Sanders has the only policy slate that comes even close to something God would give his endorsement to. However, he said Hillary seems to be shaping up, if not to the same degree as Bernie.
As for Jeb, he's right out.
FFS, Trump's the BIGGEST MOST HUMBLEST YOOGEST KLASSIEST EGOMANIAC YOU'VE EVER SEEN. HE CAN PANDER SO GOOD TO VOTING BLOCS IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPINhope we get to hear Zucker's response
And with notes from WaPo:
http://www.washingtonpost.c...
If there is an afterlife, Jesus, Mohammed, Moses and probably Buddha are in hiding from their fan-clubs.