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Ergoetal's avatar

"...frankly he makes Bush look like the Energizer Bunny..."

Sorry -- I couldn't get past that. I spit my soup, coffee and everything else at the screen. Look, I used to be a BERNIE GUY, but fuck it, now I'm a TRUMP FUCKIN' GUY. Got my hat, got two hats...three... I'm gonna get three hats. I love this guy! He gives me a Big Donald, right in the pants!

Joseph's avatar

There aren't even any good recipes.

Joseph's avatar

Is Donald messing with the live stock again.

Ms Amanda Elvira Trump, 14th

Joseph's avatar

Until he saw the size of her mouth...

Joseph's avatar

Are Violet and Daisy joined at the fringe?

azeyote's avatar

i real fight over some god would have have way more death and destruction than these sissys can come up with - unless of course they actually are elected - then all bets are off

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Who would call that abomination a sandwich? I thought those things were supposed to, y'know, fit in a human mouth.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

*shrug* I remember Dracula quoted Matthew that one time...

Wendel's avatar

God told me this morning that he favors Bernie Sanders.

Wendel's avatar

The Flying Spaghetti Monster just called and invited them both to a fine pasta dinner tomorrow night in the church basement. They just need to contribute a yooge crusty loaf of bread.

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

I believe it costs ten bucks to find out.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

God told me this morning that Bernie Sanders has the only policy slate that comes even close to something God would give his endorsement to. However, he said Hillary seems to be shaping up, if not to the same degree as Bernie.

As for Jeb, he's right out.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

FFS, Trump's the BIGGEST MOST HUMBLEST YOOGEST KLASSIEST EGOMANIAC YOU'VE EVER SEEN. HE CAN PANDER SO GOOD TO VOTING BLOCS IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPINhope we get to hear Zucker's response

Doloras Funkette's avatar

If there is an afterlife, Jesus, Mohammed, Moses and probably Buddha are in hiding from their fan-clubs.