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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'd go with Newsmaximillian, maybe World Net Danny

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SullivanSt's avatar

Henceforth I shall intentionally confuse him as a Robert: "Rob... uh... Barron."

Perhaps the closest to self-awareness the short-fingered vulgarian has ever reached?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ireland libel! Those spellings make far too much sense.

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Sandeanna Becker's avatar

Barron probably enjoys the company of his nieces & nephews more since a couple of them are older then he is. His own siblings are more like his parents, & he probably spends more time with their children, who are Trumps grandchildren.

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Sandeanna Becker's avatar

Barron does appear to be the best looking of Trump's children & grandchildren. Of course Trump's grandchildren are Barron's generation. It must be weird for the Donald having grandchildren that are older then his youngest child.

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caryn's avatar

7 year olds need moisturizer rubbed on him by mommy from head to toe? I think not.

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not ted danson's avatar

Eh, that's no big thing. I had a friend in highschool/college who was the 13th of 13, born to a catholic family, and he had nieces and nephews who were older than him, called him Uncle. His oldest brother was as old as my dad.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Not actually sure of the point of this article. "Rich people out of touch and spend money pointlessly" hasn't been news for at least 3,000 years. There were Greek Wonkettes complaining about them.

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Karen Marie's avatar

So let me understand this. Melania Trump is hand-rubbing her seven-year-old son every day, from top to bottom? Has child protective services been notified?

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gingerland62's avatar

Do the fish have to undergo ultrasounds before the eggs are ripped out of them? I have heard their tiny screams. Melania c u next Tuesday.

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SnarkON's avatar

It's news if one of these assholes is a few votes away from shaping the economic policies in this country.

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Pei Kang's avatar

And yet, Trump has managed to fool people thinking he wasn't part of the elite establishment.

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sharon levy's avatar

Beautiful brilliant kids and wife..............we should be so lucky...........they can afford the nicer things, but they are modest...........

All the kids worked hard to get where they are today, educated hard workingand Huffington post is so liberal only crap is written,,,,,,,,,they are the lowest fourth rate paper.........just a gossip rag sheet. Go trump you will be the best president

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Corinne Hayes's avatar

This is really creepy! What young child wear suits all the time and has his mother but lotion on him from head to foot and eats caviar. This is strange young kid and being brought up in an idiot home with an ignoramus for a father. Does this kid just hang with his mother, no friends his age! Creepy!!!

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Mannie's avatar

Sick article with many sick comments here.

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Buzzeroo's avatar

The kid is not having a normal upbringing simply as a result of who his parents are and where and how they live. Few if any kids could live as he does and behave as one would expect a normal 10 year old. He'll be OK, he just needs time and freedom from the spotlight along with media decency to leave him alone.

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