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But I have these minor gaps. Like: "Uh, something happened after the Reconstruction, right?"

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A well stocked shelter is multi-functional. A well stocked arsenal is not, that is just for killing.

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... upfisted only because of the knowledge imparted... not for the plight of these people. Another upfist for my country doing the right thing for them.

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Ups 4 'balltickle' for very personal reasons

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... not to mention re-lacing our snowshoes. That's time consuming, eh? http://www.artofmanliness.c...

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That should take your breath away.

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... not a fan of ranch dressing except Three Cheese Ranch dressing... I use that in place of mayo for potato salad, egg salad, pasta salad, tuna salad - hey, my doctor suggested I eat more salads - and as a sandwich spread. Very versatile.

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... his barreling into a councilwoman was boorish, yes, but his plans to close down many branches of the public "lie-berrys" (his pronunciation) was far more dickish, IMO. I believe his rationale was "we have more lieberrys than Tim Horton's"... as if that made some sort of sense.

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... wondering if that resignation is so Flynn won't be prosecuted, or tied to Trump - i.e. "acting on his authority", or that Pence won't be investigated. Just because the tip has been lopped off the iceberg, there's a great deal more below the surface.

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Capitalize his name? Hell, my folks can't even play cards anymore without using a different word for the most powerful suit. And they're Republicans.

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Upfist for Campari through the nasal passages!

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Also too, "tripping Brian Wilson in a sandbox" libelz.

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Have patience. It takes a while for St. Peter to print and deposit 5 more Ameros than Drumpf has, so that he may be tormented for eternity, Pee Be Upon Him.

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♫ Every kiss begins with Kay... Gee Bee. ♫

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Cats can shed hair of whatever colour will be most noticeable. We once had a completely melanistic cat who could shed white hair on things. It's unexplainable like the teleportation (so they get underfoot even when they're not in the room) and the gravity control (that lets them weigh 4 times as much when they want to wake you)

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I'll bet Donnie was terrified that sexy Justin would do or say something sexy with his Canadian sexy parts and steal the show.

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